Dear Penis Lyrics - David Allan Coe

Review The Song (1)

dear penis,
i dont think i like you anymore,
you used to watch me shave,
now all ya do is stare at the floor,
oh dear penis,
i dont like you anymore.

it used to be you and me,
a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
thats all we needed to get by,
now it seems things have changed,
and i think that youre the one to blame,
dear penis,
i dont like you anymore.

he sings

dear rodney,
i dont think i like you anymore,
cos when you get to drinking,
you put me places ive never been before,
dear rodney,
i dont like you anymore.

why cant we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship,
come to terms with truly how we feel,
if we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever,
dear penis,
i think i like you after all.

oh and rodney,
while you're shaving, shave my balls.

Click here to submit the Corrections of Dear Penis Lyrics
Please Click Here to Print Dear Penis Lyrics
what i think | Reviewer: Nicole | 12/8/2007

well i think that this song is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so funny i laughed for hours on this song and i still do when i listen to with my friends and everyone else that listens to this osng it is really funny.

The following area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of Dear Penis Lyrics.
Your Name:
(Important: Your name will be published if you input it)

Review for Dear Penis Lyrics
------ Performed by David Allan Coe

Please enter a title for your review:

------ 11/23/2014

Type your review in the space below: