| | Dead Man Blues Lyrics Artist(Band):Scatterbrain
I went to a doctor with a pain in my head He said: "Tumor boy! Six months you're dead, It's gonna be slow and painful It ain't gonna be no fun" So I went home and decided I'll end it now my life's done Game Over, end of the ride It's suicide!!! So I took out a shotgun, I put it in my mouth I put it in too far, I gagged then ralphed I jumped in front of a truck I missed and only felt a breeze Then I tried a bus, the driver stopped and said: "Exact change, please!!!" I survived, was still alive! I dropped a toaster in the tub with me It did wonders for my hair Was gonna drive myself right off a cliff Got lost on my way there I took a jar of sleeping pills But all I did was snooze I can't do nothing right I got the Dead Man Blues! Can't get it right I'm feeling so uptight I can't die I gotta wonder why I try and try and try but I can't die I've got the Dead Man Blues 'Cause even if I win I lose I threw a rope around the rafters Around my neck, stood on a chair The phone rings, my machine picks up And guess who's there? It's a message from my doctor And he says: "Hey lucky break! It was just a dirt on the X-ray Whoops! I made a mistake!" And then I slipped off the chair And I was hanging there: I've got the Dead Man Blues 'Cause even if I win I lose The Dead Man Blues If you find some error in Dead Man Blues Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review the song Dead Man Blues The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Scatterbrain" Music | |
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