| | Constipated Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin' all alone, You said, "take the pizza home. No sense lettin' all this go to waste," So then I faced Pizza all day, and everyday, there's cheese 'round the clock, Is gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care for irregularity. Tell me, Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, In the bathroom. I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated. No, no, no. I was feelin' pretty down, 'Til my girlfriend came around. We're just so alike in every way, I gotta say. In fact, I just thought I might, pop the question there that night. I was kissin' her so tenderly, But woe is me. Who would've guessed, her family crest. I'd suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh. And son of a gun, it's just like the one on me. Tell me. How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would've dated. What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes, And move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated. No, no, no. (no no)x11 (oooh) I had so much on my mind, I thought maybe I'd unwind. Try out that new roller coaster ride, And the guide... Said not to stand, but that's a demand, That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet, And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see! Tell me! Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it. It's such a drag now. can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I can't belch or yodel anymore, Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated. Oh no! Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer. I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze. But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now. Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated. No, no, no. If you find some error in Constipated Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to Eddie Plaut for submitting the lyrics. Review about Constipated Woot ^^ | Reviewer: Jhin | 12/23/2007 Great song, been down on the ground laughing because of it the first time I heard it. Still love it. This is a classic Weird Al Yankovich song, along with The Hardware Store weird al | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/11/2007 when it said i got up instead and knocked off my head you see but it should be i got up and stead and knocked off my head you see sup | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/10/2007 My favorite song. And please correct the lyrics VOUSIN? | Reviewer: Robert Lean | 5/1/2007 The section "Believe me if I knew she was my VOUSIN we never would of dated". what the hell is VOUSIN, It should be cousin. Who published these lyrics. sik song m8!! | Reviewer: kyra o'night | 4/27/2007 OH MY GOSH this sooooooooooo the best song eva, i listen 2 it 24/7 aii luv yas bibi!! Great Song | Reviewer: Dan Nat 93 | 4/19/2007 I just got into the Wierd Al thing but it's great! Constipated is a heaps good song and the lyrics for song other songs like Livin La Vida Yoda, Ugly Girl, Another one rides the bus and Girls just wanna have lunch are heaps cool too Wrong LETTER | Reviewer: HI | 4/10/2007 umm "Believe me if I knew she was my vousin we never would of dated." vousin should be "c", thanks no no no | Reviewer: josh sharpe | 2/25/2007 that song is realy cool. i like the part about when his gf is his cousin. LEGEND!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/12/2006 omg this song is probably on my top 3 list so is ugly girl and the eBay song!!!!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Review the song Constipated The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Weird Al Yankovic" Music | |
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