| Colt 45 Lyrics Artist(Band):Afroman
Hey check this out man (tell it) There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey) There was this blind man right(hey) He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?) He stopped he took a deep breath he said "Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing> You like that shit man (that was pretty good) Hey man I got a gang of that shit man I tell you what my man on the guitar, Hey fool on the drums. Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!) Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need We can go to the park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from Never made love with an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii Lips where breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [CHORUS] Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy I met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico Fine young thing said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I cant afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported [CHORUS] Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck But the pussy just ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you can't get her wet Plus you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the pussy But it take her so long to cum Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' real fast But he already mad cause you fuckin' his woman So he start beatin' on you ass Now your clothes all muddy Your nose all bloody Your dick was hard but now its soft You thought you had a girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off [CHORUS 'til it fades] Said Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need We can go to the park after dark smoke that... If you find some error in Colt 45 Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to rickyjgrodi@yahoo.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about Colt 45 woo | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/18/09 its a funny song thats bomb as hell, but no one is really hatin on it so all this womans need to calm down. really i mean fuck fuck fuckedy fuck fuck. jus kidin go crazy! afro Muda fuka m.a.n. way to go discriptly rap yo sex life. i get a boner every time i hear this song! I love this song | Reviewer: Tiffany | 5/18/09 Well I have heard this song for the first time when I was 17.... I LOVE THIS SONG..It's SO DAMN funny!!! I listen to it all the time, if I'm listening to it then I'm singing!!! It has become my best friends and mine song. we listen to it evey time we are together!!!!! I love her to death she is the bomb like tic tic!!!!!!!!!! wow | Reviewer: morgan | 5/4/09 this is my wedding song and i knew it was gonna be since i was 16. im 22 now and my boyfriend now fiance for 7 years and i am getting married july 21st so get the fuck over it! my weddings gonna be the shit and this song is gonna make it unforgettable. dont listen to it if u have a god damn problem with it. and miss hawaii ITS A JOKE CALM THE FUCK DOWN and im a girl also speak for youself. i love this sone so chill out all u low life shit heads. heyyyyy SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: krystin kinneer | 4/16/09 Hey everyone I think you need to stop dissin this song. Just caz your bored w/ ur life(and have nothing better to do but to make fun of a song) dosnt meen everybody else is. So stop the drama, Get back to your lives, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT?, GOOD. :) :) :) :) :) Lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/15/09 Soo for all those who think this song is offensive because hes rippin up woman, who cares, like us woman say or call guys stuff all the time im sure your not perfect. This song is awesome, catchy, and funny. Its just a song, nothing to get worked up over... and if you get worked up over this listen to some other songs and hear what other artists have to say about woman, im sure its a lot worse then this song. I have loved this song since i was like 12 before i really understood any of it, but i know it all know and i think its hilarious! haha go Afroman! Pwincess Kaye | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/8/09 Love this song.... It the best and has been one of my faves for like the last year or so... dont know why chickedees be hating on it. get over it, it only a song gosh man have a sanse of humour or just dont listen to it. SIMPLE ! it aint discriminating against us so hu cares hahahah... n e hu's keep up the good work. xO haha all these haterrsss* | Reviewer: in love guhh | 3/28/09 okay so really now. why are you going to look up a song just to hate on it..haha wow that shows that your bored with your life and you have nothing better to do (: im a girl and i think that this is prob the funniest song i have ever heard. && no this isn't a racist song at ALL! its ment to make people laugh. thats most likely why he starts the song off telling a joke..like really people get off his case!!!! dont like it; well then just stop listning to it &&&& stop lookin the lyrics up! all your doing if finding something to fuss and grip about..GET OVER IT and learn to take a friggin joke! there's a lot worse songs out there yet you find this one to b**** about..really now?!?! hahaaa.afroman you got some major haters out there! (: keep rockin (: colt 45 performed by afroman | Reviewer: callum | 3/15/09 this song is amazing its really good and people this song aint offending its life its afromans life deal with it your just childish coming on this website looking at THE LYRICS! just trying to make an argument worry about your family and friends dont get wound up by a song just dont listen to it this world has some words said. so what deal with it its not like they used racist words,:D :) :-) just chill. good work sing365 you do a good job (Y) get over yourself | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/11/09 ppl need to calm down, its a song. too many ppl are getting offended over stupid ass shit. not everyone is out to make fun of your culture. he wasnt singling out hawaiians, or anyone else. get over your self centered mind. this is one of the greatest songs ever. so fuck off to anyone who is stupid enough to be offended by a song haters. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/8/09 OKay everyone needs to seriously chill the fuck out, its a song. if you dont like it dont listen to it, that simple. Im a girl and its funny. not every guys like that who cares. its funny so stop taking things so seriously and get over your stuck up self's. And afro man good job. keep up the good work.i love this song because i no how to take a joke. Review By Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next 10 Pages Review the song Colt 45 The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Afroman" Music | |
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