Colt 45 Lyrics - Afroman

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Wait a minute
Hey check this out man... Tell it
There was this blind man, right?
Man, shhh...
There was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way the street with this stick, alright?
Hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying?
Fish Market... pssh...
He stopped, he took a deep breath...
And he said... *sniff* "wooo... good morning ladies!"
Hahahaha...
You like that shit man?
It was pretty good...
Hey, I got a gang of that shit, man.
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what...
My man on the guitar,
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Fool on the drums...
Hey, and everyone just crowd around the mike.
And I'll tell you all of these motherfuckin' jokes, here...
Clap your hands... first I'ma gonna start it off like this...
Help me sing it homeboy! Come on...

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the park, after dark;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burns, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
And send our tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy will.

Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it East Side Palmdale.
Well... when the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. *hell*
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy, cos I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan.
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long I grew a fuckin afro.
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right; as she sucked my dick until the shit turned white.
I thought to myself, Sheeba Sheeba, got my ass lookin like a Zebra.
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, til her daddy pulled up in the Chevrolet.
So I ran, I jumped out the back window.
But her daddy, he was waiting with a 2 by 4.
Oh... he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right.; the mutherfucker whooped my ass all night.
But, I ain't mad... at her prejudice dad, that's the best DAMN pussy I'd ever had!
Got a bag of weed, and a bottle of wine, I'm gonan fuck that bitch just one more time!

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint.
Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell, flying through Palmdale.
Skating on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the 83,
Caddilac Coupe DeVille
If my tapes and my Cds just don't sail, bet my Caddy
Uh... I met this lady in Hollywood.
She had green hair, but DAMN she looked good!
I took her to my house, cos she was fine.
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine.

I met this lady from Japan,
Never made love with an African.
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice, I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice.

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Austrailia.
Had a big butt, and big titties too.
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.

See I met this woman, from Hawaiiiii...
Stuck it in her ass, and she said aiiii!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, and her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch!

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky.
She said "I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me!"
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis...
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey wait a minute, check this out...
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, her titties were filled with Hennesy.
That country music really drove me crazy.
But I rode that ass, and said "Yes, Ms. Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that pussy in a coma.
Met this lady in Michigan, can't wait til I fuck that bitch again.
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina, fucked her til she turned to a white albino.
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit... so I owe her.
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia; came in my mouth, man I thought I'd told ya.

Met this beautiful sexy hoe, just ran 'cross the border or Mexico.
Fine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla. I wanna get married but I can't afford it. I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn,
Singing them dirty rap songs.
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.
Say it'll take us from here to Hong Kong.

Hey man, hold up...
Have you ever went over to a girl that's hard to fuck, but the pussy just ain't no good.
(Say what?)
I mean you're gettin' upset, b/c you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood!
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy.
But it take her so long to come... (say what?)
Then a dude walked in, that's her big boyfriend.
And he asks you... "where you from?"
So you wipe your mouth, and try to explain... you start talking real fast.
But he already mad b/c you're fuckin' his woman, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody...
Your dick was hard, but now it's soft (what?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your world...
But now you still gotta go jack off.

I said Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags...
Baby, that's all we need.
We can go to the bar, cap them dawgs;
And smoke that tumble weed.






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fucking good song | Reviewer: khaleah smythe | 11/6/13

omg, this song is a good high song man i mean like it is like a sick song smoke weed everyday man like i dont get the hate but seriously i mean its a good tune and if you dont like it dont comment seriously if you really dont like it dont listen to it simple but all im saying is that this song is a really fucking good song and people should seriously stop the hate on afroman because he produced the this good shit and its seriously good shit im out

ITS JUST A SONG | Reviewer: Breanna Howard | 6/19/12

Everybody needs to lighten the fuck up! IT IS JUST A SONG. It is SUPPOSED to be FUNNY that is why it is called the Crazy Rap dude. Rappers have to say shit like this because thats what sells. You think if he was going around rapping about how he was 17 and still a virgin or in college and never does drugs that his shit will sell? If you do then its probably a good thing your job only requires you to do physical exercise and not anything mentally. Plus guess what dude I am 21 years old and I have an Associates Degree in Criminal Justice and going to get my Bachelors in Psychology and Forensic Sciences. When I was 16 I lost my virginity, drank away my memory, popped every pill I could find, dropped acid, smoked pot, snorted a lot of coke, and became addicted to pain killers. But NOW (thats 5 years later in case you can't count) I am with the SAME guy I lost my virginity to (never had sex with anyone else), I am in a treatment program and clean since November, I have a degree, and I am happy and moving forward. I am tired of people saying that because you party when your young your life is over. Its bullshit. Young people have a better chance of realizing their fucking up and changing it than old people. Instead of getting mad at the kids you should get mad at the parents because THOSE are the people that influence them. My mom single handedly pulled me out of my down word spiral not by force but by simply reminding me of where I was heading and pointing out all the differences in me. I like me now and I don't regret doing any drugs because it made me who I am and it gave me insight that a lot of people dont have. Like dont be so ignorant and pissy OVER A SONG. IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. If you dont like it dont listen to it and MOST OF ALL stop ranting about it on the songs page. IT ISN'T FOR YOUR POLITICS. GO blog or something. AFROMAN IS THE FUCKING SHIT AND I KNOW EVERY SINGLE WORD TO THIS SONG BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LAUGH BITCH! <3 Bre

Someone | Reviewer: NiaaGurl | 3/27/12

- Damnnn This Song Is The Bessssttt Soonnggg Ever !! Smoke Weed Everyday ( : i'Mean If you Dont Like IT Then Why Are You Viewing It In The First Place?!?!!? Tahah Dumb Fucks . Smh

Guest | Reviewer: Precious | 1/18/12

He referred to the women he supposedly met in other countries as ladies and girls but when he began to rap about meeting black women he referred to them as bitches. SMH, so sad and embarrassing! This song is garbage!

Just don't give a fuck | Reviewer: Kyle | 1/16/12

Okay I read a few agreed disagreed laughed but I am here to say I am a university student at university of Alberta I spent the last 6 years smoking weed alright if it makes your brain cells deplete why am I where I am today I ask you truth is weed doesn't kill brain cells look at the project the American government issued in the 70s it has flaws major flaws it actually stimulates your brain letting the free flow of information to pass through I don't drive high or anything but I write all my essays blazed out of my tree and all get 80 or above kids this is not a green light to smoke weed it is a gateway drug and people who are usually involved with cannabis consumption are low lives I stay out of that world and still maintain a great high toke responsibly k little ones

whoop | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/1/12

i lurve this song AHA
no one has to take this so seriously.... its just a song like so many rappers out there its about sex and weed but i love this style of music and this doesnt mean im a freak :P i like how carefree it is

fuck all yall | Reviewer: coby leiberton | 12/13/11

this post goes out to all you lil cocksuckers. your 13 smokin weed poppin pills n havin sex. listen here chicken shits im 17 still a virgin i dont give a fuck laugh at me if you wanna go right ahead. cause im gonna be laughin at your sorry ass when im in the nba bitches who wants what. now listen i smoke weed theres nothin wrong with that jus wait until your grades start goin down cause all you think your cool smokin this dank shit at a young age. not cool dude. jus wait until your about 16 goin on 17 then start rippin bongs n get yourselves a damn glass blunt pussies. write whatever you want about me you fuckin hater ill see yall later.

IT AIT SO BAD | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/5/11

damn pots been getting a bad rep and im here to tell it like it is. im in class been smoking for 6 years and still making good grades. weed only takes away your motivation if you let it that is the most important thing you need to understand. its better than many legal "drugs" so if your going to do any "drug" smoke weed

GOOD TO EARS :) | Reviewer: jannygirl12 | 8/24/11

who will not agree that having sex is so fun? damn all those who input comments that are not actually fit for this song. just like the old saying, if you don't have anything good to say, don't talk at all. this song has been my long time favorite.. and it's damn full of sense since it portrays the reality of our ages :)kids these days are like that.. not all, but most of them.. i don't smoke tumbleweeds, but I certainly love sex. that's all..

Optimus Prime. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/8/11

Who gives a shit who smokes weed anymore. If kids want to screw up their own lives, let them. But this song explains my life perfectly, basically because I never learned my lesson yet. And im ok with that.

COLT 45 and 2 zigzags baby thats all we need ;) | Reviewer: Molly&kayla (: | 1/5/11

this song is soooo FUCKING sickk ! and good like who woulda that someone could be so talented making upa song about smoking weed..and drinking beer fuckking love afroman you da shiet ♥ loveyou mang ♥BLAZE ALL DAY ERRDAY S.W.E.D

HA! | Reviewer: Lilay | 1/2/11

This is a good song. A joke song, but a good one. The comments on here are funny too. I'm 15 and i haven't been sober in a week. Literally monday, tuesday, wednsday, thursday, friday, today, and hopefully tomarrow. Im don't know shit about anything but im punk rock and i really dgaf. I'm drunk though not high :( its my downfall.

tdd | Reviewer: Taylor | 12/31/10

Yo,U all sound rediculous, anyway this song is freagin hilarious, but disturbing, but u dont like it dont listen to it, it's old as fuck anyway..I NEVER did drugs or, got drunk in ma life and, Im 16 and, people think Im insane, but know what..Im insanley smart...BITCHEZ!:D

Really ? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/3/10

Everybody is letting this stuff get to them that badly ? Come on now . None of these little kids said they smoke weed , why are you hating on them ? Not supporting marijuanna , but juss saying . They smoke it the exact same as you do so what's the big deal ? They smash the same way too . . . Get over it . It's our generation , maybe not the best generation but it's the one we have && changing it will be pretty difficult .

chill | Reviewer: lkg,.hbgvhj.v | 12/2/10

just chill. listen to wat u wanna listen to but dnt go around saying u do drugs. if u really like weed then u wont go around preaching about it because thats wat gives pot smokers a bad name. if u like to toke thats fine but keep it to urself because although we believe the herb is ok a lot of people dont, and goin around sounding like a jack ass tlkin about pot an tryin to be a "stoner" isnt cool and its the reason smokeing herb is looked down upon


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