Tenacious D Cock Pushups Lyrics
Last updated: 03/03/2002 08:34:16 PM
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
JB: Well not at first...
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
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