| | Canadian Idiot Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot Sure, they've got their national healthcare Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of drivin' a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot wont figure out the temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hovering right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous Always hear the same kind of story Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!" Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to something So quick, before they see it coming Time for a pre-emptive strike If you find some error in Canadian Idiot Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to jerah fraley, caztaz23@aol.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about Canadian Idiot hahaha. | Reviewer: krissy | 7/17/2008 i loove this song even though i'm canadian. and seriously, stfu to all the people that think canada sucks cause you obviously haven't lived here all your life. but this song is soo fricking funny haha. representin' saskatchewan haha :P. lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/22/2008 Ok Well to Danielle the song is supposed to be funny and not totally serious. Oh and War has only ended slavery and freed countries and killed evil dictators(not to say all are bad) Ha Ha i love this song. CANADA RULES! | Reviewer: danielle | 5/29/2008 canada rules and this song is stupid, american's are stupid if you think canadians actually live in igloos and travel around on dog sleds. obviously we have houses and our summers actually get really hot, it's not always cold here. we have seasons! whats wrong with peace keeping? tell me exactly what war solves? nothing at all. whats wrong with being polite? it's a lesson many americans could learn. but since not many americans know a thing or two about canada. america is not the best country in the world. so shut it. Not True | Reviewer: Grrr | 1/24/2008 It's not our fault if we love hockey so much (beer included). ur all jealous of us (lol) No seriousl i love this song it fcking funny... lol but we are obsesed with hockey (well most of us are including me!) i love this song | Reviewer: some kid | 12/22/2007 i love this song even thought i am e canadian. i have this song on my mp3 and i listen to it all the time but some of the stuff that is on there like *Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"* is not real!!! :D Canadian Idiot | Reviewer: Jillian | 11/10/2007 I love this song but its rasist to americans and canadians! i have no problem with it being rasist to americans cause us frenchies hate americans.. well im french and american! canadians do have funny monoply money! the have cheeper meds, lower crime rates, and cleaner air! they do have funny acsents and they think it pretty cute!! [[ but its not ]] they are beer swinging hockey nuts!! if you ever go there stay away from ice rinks/hockey rinks.. smells like beer! oops | Reviewer: danishdude | 11/6/2007 i'm neither canadian or american, but once i told this song to my english teacher, who has a canadian son in law, he totally freaked grabbed my shirt and said "what did you say" with a really mean look in his eyes... he's kind of a joker so i'm sure he was just kidding... at least i hope sp! makes you think | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/21/2007 i have no probs with this song, but al needs to put more tought into what his people think. MAKES YOU THINK Good parody of American Idiot and is acctually true! | Reviewer: chips | 5/18/2007 Good parody of American Idiot and is acctually true! But in the song he is cind of saying how crap america is bescause he is saying canadians are too polite pluss they dont bring guns out. I don't really care because i am from England. He missed EH | Reviewer: apothecary, Nova Scotia Canada | 2/9/2007 What gives...I'll give him credit for the Zamboni and Kraft Dinner references, but what parody of all things Canadian is complete without the use of the word Eh??? Come on Al, i expect better from ya! Review By Pages: 1 2 Review the song Canadian Idiot The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Weird Al Yankovic" Music | |
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