Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packing heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
Sure, they've got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick, before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike
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Review about Canadian Idiot Canada Rocks! | Reviewer: Crystal D. | 12/14/09
I think it is a good song, even though I'm Canadian. I LOVE Kraft Dinner it's so good.
What's so wrong with being polite. Monopoly money is awsome. I know what colour costs what amount. You go to the states and spend 10 mins trying to find the correct amount of money.
No one I know says aboot includeing me. I don't even say eh.
I think us Canadians should always rip on the americians. Pay back.
Hey french dude. We do not kill baby seals. French people from france are jerks. Screw you.
Canada is so much better then any where else. I LOVE CANADA!
i loove this song even though i'm canadian. and seriously, stfu to all the people that think canada sucks cause you obviously haven't lived here all your life. but this song is soo fricking funny haha.
representin' saskatchewan haha :P.
lol | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/22/08
Ok Well to Danielle the song is supposed to be funny and not totally serious. Oh and War has only ended slavery and freed countries and killed evil dictators(not to say all are bad)
canada rules and this song is stupid, american's are stupid if you think canadians actually live in igloos and travel around on dog sleds. obviously we have houses and our summers actually get really hot, it's not always cold here. we have seasons! whats wrong with peace keeping? tell me exactly what war solves? nothing at all. whats wrong with being polite? it's a lesson many americans could learn. but since not many americans know a thing or two about canada. america is not the best country in the world. so shut it.
Not True | Reviewer: Grrr | 1/24/08
It's not our fault if we love hockey so much (beer included). ur all jealous of us (lol) No seriousl i love this song it fcking funny... lol but we are obsesed with hockey (well most of us are including me!)
i have this song on my mp3 and i listen to it all the time but some of the stuff that is on there like *Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"* is not real!!!
I love this song but its rasist to americans and canadians!
i have no problem with it being rasist to americans cause us frenchies hate americans..
well im french and american!
canadians do have funny monoply money!
the have cheeper meds, lower crime rates, and cleaner air!
they do have funny acsents and they think it pretty cute!! [[ but its not ]]
they are beer swinging hockey nuts!!
if you ever go there stay away from ice rinks/hockey rinks..
smells like beer!
i'm neither canadian or american, but once i told this song to my english teacher, who has a canadian son in law, he totally freaked grabbed my shirt and said "what did you say" with a really mean look in his eyes... he's kind of a joker so i'm sure he was just kidding... at least i hope sp!
makes you think | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/21/07
i have no probs with this song, but al needs to put more tought into what his people think. MAKES YOU THINK
Good parody of American Idiot and is acctually true! | Reviewer: chips | 5/18/07
Good parody of American Idiot and is acctually true! But in the song he is cind of saying how crap america is bescause he is saying canadians are too polite pluss they dont bring guns out. I don't really care because i am from England.
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