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Voltaire Bunnypocalypse Lyrics

Last updated: 06/28/2012 09:51:39 PM

I shot out of bed
It was Easter morning
Only 8 a.m.
I should still be snoring
But i heard a cry
Coming from the crypts
And there before my weary eyes was a bunnypocalypse

I was kinda stunned
I looked all around
There was Easter eggs
Scattered on the ground
Then they cracked wide open
And coming out in waves
Was a zombie bunny horde from beyond the grave

A black cat crossed my path and said he had nothing to fear
Hey, cat, you don't know jack 'cause the haremageddon's here
Tap tap, double tap to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunnypocalypse
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunnypocalypse

I turned and there i saw a druid
He was mixing up some magic fluid
He told me, "Easter was a pagan holiday
And it's been Christian long enough and we're taking it back today!"

I called Chuck Norris
And the Boondock Saints
Called the pope in Rome
They all told me to wait
I called Bruce Campbell
Got him on the phone
He said, "Keep your chin up, boy, 'cause now you're on your own!"

A black cat crossed my path and said i had nothing to fear
Hey cat, you don't know jack, 'cause the haremageddon's here
Tap tap, a double tap to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunnypocalypse
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips for the bunnypocalypse

Thanks to DAIrinchan for submitting Bunnypocalypse Lyrics.



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