Well hello there little boy.
Don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
they won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!!!(ohhhhhhh...)
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brain 'til she’s zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
she won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!! x2
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Thanks to Ryan Pope, myhatandmywatch@homtail.com for submitting the lyrics.
Review about Brains Briljant artist in many ways | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/12/09
I heard this first on Billy & Mandy too :) from one of their better episodes.
Briljant song, Voltaire got a unique talent for songwriting. Simply wonderful!!
By the way I think that the fact that this song was used in that Billy & Mandy cartoon might have something to do with Voltaire teaching at School of Visual Arts in New York City.
Nahahahaha! | Reviewer: Evil Meteor | 1/29/09
This song is superspecialawesome! Its sort of humorous and I love how Voltaire makes their songs a lot like a story.
I loved:
"He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!"
xD Amazing. simply amazing.
Uh... | Reviewer: Anna | 8/15/07
First heard it on my favorite show Billy & Mandy. Didn't know it was a real song and never heard of Voltaire until I started checking the song out on the internet. Weird.
It's rather like gothic broadway. I hope there is such a thing. If there is I'm gonna join it when I reach my 18th.
The greatest thing to happen since doubles sided toilet-paper | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/13/05
I love it! this song is a little twisted but in a good way. The first time i heard it was on the show Billy and Mandy The Grim-Reeper on Cartoon Network. i did'nt know that it was an actual song. It turns out it is, i downloaded it and i'm hooked!
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