| | Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics Artist(Band):Stephen Lynch
Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes. So I don't get all the ladies. Gotta mullet from the 80's I am known throughout the valleys. As the prophet of alleys. And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god. The smell of resin gets my high. Kiss those fucking pins goodbye! I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... the bowling... god. Got a ball that's smooth and all black. I keep it in my lucky ball sack. I get a feeling in my soul. As I finger every hole. And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god. The smell of resin gets my high. Kiss those motherfucking pins goodbye! I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling... Not a single man will try, to beat Almighty Malachi. All who challenge me are slain. Come on, fuckers, pick a lane. Marshall Holden, Gary Dickens, get in line for your ass kickins'. John Patraglia, Norm Duke, your so lame it makes me puke. Who among the pro-bowl sector. Dares to don his wrist protector. Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tells me that his wrist is hurtin'. Hey my prophet, Earl the Pearl, are ya' scared to give the ball a hurl? How bout' Dicky Weber and his son Pete? I'll turn the motherfuckers to cream of wheat! And as I roll the ball I cry, "Let me bowl or let me die!" I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling god. The smell of resin gets my high. Kiss those fucking pins goodbye! I'm Almighty Malachi, the bowling... bowling god!! Yeaaaaaaah! The bowling god! If you find some error in Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Amazing | Reviewer: Verdict | 6/17/2007 This is one of my personal favorites. It "gets me high". Every time i listen to this song, I start singing. Lynch is the best comedian ever! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Stephen Lynch" Music | |
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