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Carrie Underwood Before He Cheats Lyrics

Last updated: 03/11/2013 01:10:47 PM

Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blond tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me
'Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Oh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...

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hi | Reviewer: Lilly | 3/7/13

its only a song i heard she didnt do those things im 9 and i love her songs btw she SAW her bf with another girl and he was holding her hows that "not cheating" your just calling it not cheating because he didnt SAY he was cheating but i will say this: Carrie
went over board when he cheated on her but that guy made a big mistake love u carrie!

u saved me!!!! | Reviewer: jessie | 1/23/12

I think most of u guys r rite. i personaly<3 carrie. My first time hearing her was at ourdairy farm in. Oct........ i fell in love w/ this song bcause i had just caught him cheating. I was like if. She can deal with it, so can i.Carrie underwood virtually saved me. I<3 U!!!!

I WRITE SONGS | Reviewer: LVBAND | 8/20/11


Cheaters Beware Hello Sandra. Are you Listening??? | Reviewer: juju | 6/18/10

Heard this for first time this morning on a rock radio station...Totally loved it. Reminiscent of the brewhaha that came after the Dixie Chicks put Earl out there!! lmao. Somebody send this track to Sandra Bullock please, but then she probably paid for his suped up SUV. I believe she should do it anyway. Love Carries delivery of the song. Excellent job!!!

Before He Cheats | Reviewer: babey_cakez | 3/7/10

this song is amazing nd i feel her pain nd im glad she screwed up his car. i dont like country music either but this song is o.dee hot nd i love it. shit if ma bf everrr cheated on me ill probably get bac at him. idk if ill o.dee on hsi car like dat but i wuld most likey slash tha tires nd take him for every damn penny he got nd then wen i make tha niqqa go bankrupt ill tell him uk next time you'kll think before you cheat xD lmfaoo u go carrie dont let that bleach-blonde skank nd cheatin jerk get tha last laugh u do u girl :D
xoxoxo- tha one nd only Babey_Cakez mwah :-*
p.s- if any of yall lames got a problem wif this review den deal wit it nd fall back

.... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/10/09

It's an okay song, but she went a little to far... she's setting a bad example to Christians (like me) with this song... it may just be a song, but what if she really did it? how could she be calling herself a Christian?

u r the best < carrie underwood > !!!!!!!!!!!! | Reviewer: ayham | 6/16/09

when i was 7 years old , i hated this this song ,,,,,,, but now i love it cuz it refreshes the heart and my thanks to the writer of this song for his unbellievable song

p.s. : this is the greatest song ever ! it is my favourite !!!

PMS | Reviewer: Nathan | 1/27/09

Carrie Underwood rocks this song! I find it funny how overreactive she is. In case any of you noticed, she never actually says she caught the guy cheating hahaha! She implies that she THINKS he is but never that he is. She takes her own thoughts and convinces herself that they are probably true and then says "next time he'll before he cheats". This looks like either a serious case of PMS or a crazy girl who needs to go to an asylum. I definately laughed my ass of listening to this song!

exactly | Reviewer: Lisa | 11/15/08

If I ever caught my husband out doing what she is singing about, I would do the exact same thing. And yes, it would make me feel good doing it! If he goes out of his way to hurt me than hit him where it hurts most and it's not between the legs, it's his possesions and wallet! I'm not a country music fan but when I heard this song, I loved it! Tanya Tucker, Joan Jet, Pat Benetar, etc, have all written songs about men hurting women and women getting the last laugh. Which we need because there are to many men out there doing the hurting and having the last laugh and not being punished. Anyway, it's just a song. What you interpret and visualize this song or any song for that matter is your right. But if you follow the lyrics, don't get caught!

Eric Scares Me | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/11/08

I usually hate country music, and "Jesus Take the Wheel" made me want to vomit. I am not now, nor have I ever been a christian, and I find bible-thumpers personally offensive but support their Constitutional right to free speech.

Unfortuantely, Eric doesn't seem to feel that way. He said in his review, "but just because a song is popular doesn't mean it's good or it's right!God's Word is the standard for what is right and wrong, not the opinion of society!" What country are you living in, Eric? Because in America, god's word, whichever god or goddess you mean, does not dictate what's right or wrong--the Constitution does.

That being said, I love "Before He Cheats"! No, I don't support the vandalism, but it's nice to see a woman standing strong for herself. Remember, country is the genre that gave us "Stand By Your Man"!

IM MEAN 4 REAL!!! | Reviewer: michelle georgioiu | 7/12/08

hey just wanna say,who cares about vandalism if a guy cheated on me i would of done worse i mean GET REAL, girls r just like that, it rely hurts u if a guy does dat dont ya think, ya it might be ugly 2 do dat but who CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you really feel that insecure, that you have to bash other people to make you feel better? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/25/08

okay, seriously, I think that Carrie Underwood has such an influence on everyone. I think that she is a real gift from God because she is using her power for good. She does sing songs like "Jesus take the wheel", and "Don't forget to remember me" which both have references to God. By singing songs like this, she is keeping herself from being labelled as a "gospel singer" which I think is a positive thing. If she was labelled as a "gospel singer" then only christians would listen to her, but if she isn't then non-christians will also listen to her, and get a very good message from her songs, and possibly want to come to God because of them. When people are sitting here and saying that she ins't a christian because christians don't sing songs like this, then are you not just lowering yourself by judging her? She has had a very positive influence on many people, myself included. I am a christian, and when I listen to her songs about Him, especially her recording of "How great Thou art" I feel like I can connect with God so well. Anyways, I like this song, and I just wanted to put it out there that people are taking it WAY too seriously.

losin' my mind... | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/14/08

Seriously guys, chill out. This is a good, entertaining song. I don't listen to country or follow Carrie Underwood at all, but to say that this song scares you (Jediman) or that vandalism isn't right (Eric). I mean, do you guys watch movies? Read books? It's called having the imagination to put real life situations into some form of entertainment...wake up kids.

GIVE IT A BREAK WILL YA?! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 3/8/08

This song is not about HER vandilising cars in REAL LIFE! I mean, anybody could be mad to that to a bf but c'mon its only a song!!!!!!!!!! Besides instaed of doing that she could just write a song about it! sheesh, sometimes people just have meat for brains. Besides she may of have not written this song. It's country, and besides writning a song like this is not illegal! It's not like she's REALLY LITERALY doing this! A rapper could be arrested for this, but there not nesseraily considered as good people. JUST SHUT UP ABOUT ALL F***KIN CRAP YOUR TALKING ABOUT THIS BEING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S I like this song

Stupid People | Reviewer: BJ | 3/5/08

This song coming from the same girl who sings about God makes all the sense. It just shows that people can have two sides. Not saying that she goes around vandalizing people's cars but maybe she isn't a innocent little goody two shoes as everyone perceives her and she wants to let people know.