Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics - Tenacious D
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[Beelz] I am complete!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...
[Beelz] And what if *I* win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?
[JB] ...To be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
I'm the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] God Damn-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivate the lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!
[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin' sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!
We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fuckers!
[JB] No!
[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
[JB] From once you came, you shall remain,
until you are,complete again!
[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!
[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
[Beelz]
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
[JB]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
You muthafucka'!
We challenge you, to a rock-off!
Give us one chance to rock your socks off.
[Beelz] Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
The Demon Code prevents me,
From declining a rock-off challenge.
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.
And also you will have to pay our rent...
[Beelz] And what if *I* win?
[JB] Then you can take Kage back to hell...
[KG] What?
[JB] Trust me Kage, its the only way.
[KG] What are you talking about?
[JB] ...To be your little bitch.
[Beelz]
Fine!
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
I'm the devil I love metal!
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off I've ever lost!
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
[JB] No! Come on Kage, bring the thundahh
[KG] There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.
[JB] Listen to me.
[KG] He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!
[JB] God Damn-it Kage!
He 'gonna make you his sex slave, you're 'gonna gargle mayonnaise!-
[KG] No...
[JB] -Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!
[KG] Dude, we've been through so much shit...
[JB] Deactivate the lasers with my dick!
[BOTH] Now its time to blow this fucker down!
[JB] C'mon Kage, now it's time to blow doors down.
[KG] I hear you Jabels's, now it's time to blow doors down!
[JB] Light up the stage 'cause its time for a showdown!
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take it up brown town!
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down!
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down.
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down!
[KG] Oh, We'll pile drive ya, it's time for the smack down!
[JB] Hey Antichrist-a, Beelzeboss!
We know your weakness, our rockin' sauce!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind!
We will defeat you, for all mankind!
You hold the scepter,
We hold the key!
You are the devil,
We are the D!
We are the D![17x]
We are the D!!
[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
Taste my lightning, fuckers!
[JB] No!
[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck!
My Fuckin' horn!
Oh no!
[JB] From once you came, you shall remain,
until you are,complete again!
[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
I'll get you, Tenacious D!
Writer: LIAM LYNCH, RICHARD GASS, THOMAS BLACK
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lol argue about the lyrics? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/6/10
dude if u actually listen to the song the pronanciation its like and its written like... how about take a look in slanguage and stop arguing about such stupid things...
~soz 4 bad english not my mother language really
ummmm | Reviewer: no name | 11/23/09
Its "until you are complete again" not "until you complete the game" i know this is a comedy band but i dont think people would notice him saying "complete the game" and you guys need to stop complaining about the spelling and grammer it doesnt matter unless you are the writer or singer of the song and i know none of you wrote this song and gave it to tenacious d for them to sing so shut up and act like civilized people
Speling Errors..? So what?!?!??? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/13/09
In order to appreciate the humor and the song of Tenacious-D the spelling "errors" were made intentional. This is to match the song as much as possible. Anyways why the Fuck are you guys fighting over such a small thing as a spelling error.
Such Morons
Lyrics. | Reviewer: TENACIOUS D RULE. | 10/22/08
Film = Lets fight his music with our music.
Song on the SOUNDTRACK CD = Bring the Thunda!
So in a way everyone's right but it's just different to the film and CD.
But for those who think the one you buy from the shops is the film version, it's not.
Latersssss
beelzeboss argument | Reviewer: Big Bear | 1/19/08
ok in the movie it is "c'mon Kage let's fight his music with our music" and in the one's u download it is "Come on Kage, Bring the Thunda"
Err... Bring the thunda deal | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/14/08
The part that says "C'mon Kage, Bring the thunda!" That is actually in a version of the song, The true song from the movie Says "Lets fight his music, with our music!". So uh... Yeah.
lolzzz | Reviewer: lolzzz | 12/31/07
umm.. you guys are all lozerz for fighting over something as little as this, lolz
btw it is "come on kage, lets fight his music with our music" lolz,
btw the song is great but without the movie its not that great lolz
peace
quick change | Reviewer: ballaj | 12/12/07
the lyrics are pretty correct except for one small detail, when it says on this web site [JB] No! Come on Kage, lets fight is music, with ours!
that part is wrong it is [JB] NO!! come on cage BRING THE THUNDER
ok we get it. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/26/07
woot, so there is some mistakes, spelling errors, whatever.
have we all become so petty that we will argue over that? i respect that yuo may want things to be the way they should be, but if you tried and nothing happened, then get over it.
is it a big deal? no.
chillax
amazing song | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/23/07
this is amazing i luv da part about makin satan pay da rent it is just 2 amazing and satan saying my cock you will suck it iz just a hilarious song
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