| | Baby Lyrics Artist(Band):Stephen Lynch
This is for my little girl My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, and hands her to me I look at my newborn and say Damn that's an ugly baby Damn that's an ugly ass baby I'm feeling quite concerned My semen must have turned 'Cause damn that's an ugly baby I can't believe this came from me I think her mom did too much LSD she's skinny like a twig at least her nuts are big but the placenta is cuter than she Damn that's an ugly baby God damn that's an ugly ass baby I can't take her home today She'll scare the dog away 'cause damn that's an ugly baby And when she smiles I find Shane MacGowan comes to mind It makes me want to cry When I look into her good eye I always wanted kids Is it wrong to hope for SIDS? Then the doctor calls me in Mr. Lynch she has a twin Damn that's a good-lookin' baby One for two on the good lookin' babies I almost start to weep Now this one we can keep cause that was an ugly ass... Damn that's an ugly baby (x4) She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye And thank god just one nose, but it's on her left thigh Now doctor I am asking you guy to guy Would a really really really late term abortion still fly? Oh no, not me! I don't want no ugly baby! I said damn that's an ugly ass baby Damn that's an ugly ass baby... If you find some error in Baby Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to cat for submitting the lyrics. Review the song Baby The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Stephen Lynch" Music | |
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