Axe Murderer Song Lyrics - Camper Van Beethoven

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Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?
near haunted houses & homes for the insane.
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads

Why do axe murderers only attack
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath.
Tho there are times I feel softer than most
somedays like yogurt & some days like toast

Sorority girls & fraternity boys
Always deflowered. They're rich & they're spoiled.
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead
surprises them lying on her wedding bed.

When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
Might you impale me or turn into those
Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living
They hide in the corn between June & Thanksgiving

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Why do axe murderers only attack
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath.









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------ 08/21/2014

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