| | Amish Paradise Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jedediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... foo And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party tonight like it's 1699 We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black, foo if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise a'nudder Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney We've been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise ahahahahahahahahahahahahah yech If you find some error in Amish Paradise Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to marshallmellow724@yahoo.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about Amish Paradise About the song Amish Paradise performed by Weird Al Yankovic | Reviewer: Inyuyasha | 8/31/2007 Coolio stop being a dickhead this song is soo fucking funny its the song on my myspace page coolio your version is cool 2 but weird al blew you away... Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Me | Reviewer: Weird Al | 7/29/2007 Amazingly, I didn't get sued. It's fun and below at the same time copying. Other people have diffrent belives. One of mine is beliving no such thing as "Copy Rights". Sorry Coolio! SHUTUP AND BE COOL! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Amish Paradise | Reviewer: Wm.Clark Drew II | 7/12/2007 Why does Coolio have such a problem with "Amish Paradise"? I love this song. Coolio,you need to just shut up and quit your bitching.Do us all a favor and just back off!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No That was funny!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/7/2007 Great song. Why would Coolio get pissed off about it? Still a great song that has over 1,000,000 on YouTube!!!!!!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Awesome | Reviewer: Halo 3 Sniper | 5/30/2007 I just started listening to Weird Al and I love it. I love this and "Like A Surgeon". I was a bit offended by it at first as I have Amish live byu where we live and it makes fun of them and stuff, but Weird Al has litterally no idea about wha tAmishare like and what they believe in, so it really is quite funny. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Dis is Funny | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/20/2007 Dis is one of the funniest songs i've heard,probably the funniest(kinda late review, lol) 5/20/07 Weird Al is da BEST !!!!!!!!!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No response to 2nd comment | Reviewer: Young Blaze | 4/13/2007 Coolio was offended because he said the song gangsta's paradise meant a lot to him an the song Amish Paradise was disrespectful to all of his hard work Is this review helpful to you? Yes No 1st response | Reviewer: stuart | 3/21/2007 In response to the guy up top. No weird al didn't get sued because he always payed the royalties. He started out doing his own songs and when he had the money he started redoing others. Besides, i think he must be pretty clever to redo the lyrics that well. Good on ya Weird al! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Weird Al Amish Paradise Review | Reviewer: Inukko | 1/4/2007 This is an awesome song!!!!! Very Funny!!!! Anyways, Coolio was being an idiot when he was saying he was offended by this song. I mean, cmon, is he amish or something??? I mean, the amishes might think that this song is offensive, but it's not like they're gonna hear it. Why the hell was Coolio offended???? It's so stupid. Anyways, this is a great song. 4 1/2 out of 5. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No good | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/7/2006 i think that this is a very funny song. did weird al get suid by the other guy tha t wrote the song "gangsta paradise" Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song Amish Paradise The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  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