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Rodney Carrington All The Reasons Lyrics

Last updated: 01/29/2012 10:00:00 AM

I don't like poodles and potpourri
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman that I can't squeeze
These are the things that I believe

I like John Wayne and overalls
Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
I thank God that I've got balls
A pickup truck and a texas drawl

I don't like flowers and fancy wine
Or talking on the telephone all the time
I don't want nothing near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine

These are all those reasons I ain't queer
(These are all the reasons he ain't queer)

I think two holes are better than one
If you ask me, well thats more fun
In 'n' out and then I'm done
Two guys kissing would make me run

I don't like sex on a fufu bed
I don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
I did it once and my face turned red
You saw the tape so enoughs been said

Me and my buddies we like to drink
Watching fights at the hockey rink
You won't catch me wearing pink
I like the fact that my pecker don't stink

Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
These are all those reasons
The crazy cuckoo reasons
These are all those reasons I ain't queer

Thanks to Mattie for submitting All The Reasons Lyrics.



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