All The Reasons Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

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I don't like poodles and potpourri
Pastel colors ain't good on me
I need a woman that I can't squeeze
These are the things that I believe

I like John Wayne and overalls
Hate chick flicks and shopping malls
I thank God that I've got balls
A pickup truck and a texas drawl

I don't like flowers and fancy wine
Or talking on the telephone all the time
I don't want nothing near my behind
It's an exit, it suits me fine

These are all those reasons I ain't queer
(These are all the reasons he ain't queer)

I think two holes are better than one
If you ask me, well thats more fun
In 'n' out and then I'm done
Two guys kissing would make me run

I don't like sex on a fufu bed
I don't want to dance with a guy name Fred
I did it once and my face turned red
You saw the tape so enoughs been said

Me and my buddies we like to drink
Watching fights at the hockey rink
You won't catch me wearing pink
I like the fact that my pecker don't stink

Oh, these are all the reasons I ain't queer
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
These are all those reasons
The crazy cuckoo reasons
These are all those reasons I ain't queer

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Idiots | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/19/12

every one of you people are fucking retarded, he is just a comedian getting laughs. he is not a country singer, just pandering to his crowd. and for the people that hate rednecks. oh, and let me reiterate something that i have heard before... it was adam and eve, not adam and steve...

If I called him a stupid hick I'd be no better, huh. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/18/11

It should be titled "All the reasons I'm not a girl". Like so many ignorant straight folk he thinks all gay men are campy bottoms. In singing about stereotypes he lives up to a few of them himself. The question is, is he aware of it?

Please shut up. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/12/10

Okay you say this puts country music to shame. Haven't you realized that country music is all about opinion and what the singer believes? Don't like it, don't listen to it. And who gives a crap about how gay people have sex. It makes me sick no matter how you do it. Enough said.

Puts Country Music to SHAME | Reviewer: Katrina Tilley (what have I got to hide?) | 12/22/08

This song is a big piece of bigoted, disgusting bullcrap and as a fan of country music, it makes me severely ashamed. Not only is it bigoted, it's also just really NASTY - why do people think that that's the ONLY way gay guys do it? Look at some ancient Greek art depicting gays if you don't believe me (not that it's a hobby of mine or anything LOL, but I have seen it). AND not only does it stereotype gay people, it stereotypes STRAIGHT guys too! I happen to know straight guys who enjoy "Pride and Prejudice", and not just for Keira. God do rednecks get on my damn nerves. I'll end with a quote from my Mom, spoken when she heard this song: "Just because you ain't queer doesn't mean you ain't still an ASSHOLE." Nuff said.

Great! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 4/15/07

I saw him do this song live. It was so hilarious. Me and my friends could hardly breathe because we were laughing so hard. He's a great comedian!

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