Alexisonfire was the brain child of Helcama von shnowsitz,
a reclusive Norwegian doctor. Dr. Helcama had advance
knowledge of cloning and test tube human production.
One day he grew weary of the constant pressures of the
outside world so he drew up plans to make a lethal hit
squad of 5 Catholic school girls who would bring down the
capitalist regime that had crushed his will to live. But
unfortunately during the cloning process he spilled a vile
of what is known in the scientific world as AGENT X606.(two
parts lysol, one part jack Daniels) into the cloning tanks.
this had a drastic effect on his children of destruction.
what he thought to be girls were turning into boys. mildly
unattractive boys.
The first of the lethal creations to gain consciousness was
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Review about Alexisonfire Their best. | Reviewer: Marie
------ About the song Little Girls Pointing And Laughing performed by Alexisonfire
From the first time I heard this songs - years ago - I've been in love. George's screaming interlaced with Dallas' singing, and THEN combine the amazing instrumental? Like, fuck me, this IS their best song to me, hands down. I love this Alexis; so damn raw and just with the attitude and mindset of 'fuck it I'm going for it, do or die'.
This song is one of the reasons that they are boss.
Love Alexis! | Reviewer: Marie
------ About artist/band Alexisonfire
Their best album will always, always be their self titled. Hands down.
And then Watch Out! owns too.
From thereon, I get a bit sad in my heart. Don't give me that "evolving in sound" shit excuse either.
Crisis DID have good songs too, but they seemingly digress.
Old Crows/Young Cardinals is not even in the same league as their self titled.
In any case, I've been loving OFF Alexisonfire!
Some of the best songs to listen to when you're high...
Depression | Reviewer: Danny
------ About the song Control performed by Alexisonfire
I think this song is really about depression. Not the kind that comes from a breakup or anything like that, but the kind that suddenly strikes you; the day you wake up feeling like life itself has no sense to you anymore. It's really deep, and has a real powerful message ; only you can ever really help yourself.
This helped me through a hard time once, hope it makes sense. The whole song has a million references to depression if you pay attention.
"these hands will always be rough" | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Rough Hands performed by Alexisonfire
I took it to mean, the symbol of "rough hands", as in the callused hands of a man who works, and will always work hard for love- he'd do everything for her, and sometimes love isn't about how much she suits him. The "one day" part explains what happened- his hands were too soft, he didn't try hard enough or do the right things.
And no matter how rough his hands get, no matter how much he tries now, it doesnt matter because he's not hers, but he'll always be working, always be trying. But they're Two people too damaged too much too late.
Perfection again | Reviewer: Reece
------ About the song Sons Of Privilege performed by Alexisonfire
I love this song soooo much. Alexis are setting a new standard of having songs that are so brutal yet harmonic at the same time. To me this is simply a song about America continually acting like they should run the planet and if you don't like it tough. Their Government and some residents opinion of the rest of the world is annoying as hell and quite disturbing.
Maybe enough Americans can take notice of this song and pull their heads out of their arses because I know there are a lot of good ones out there, they just need to make their voices heard so they can return their country to the former glory of it's founding fathers.
Big Trip | Reviewer: Brandyn
------ About the song Happiness By The Kilowatt performed by Alexisonfire
I just finished reading the short stories The Euphio Question and More Stately Mansions written by Kurt Vonnegut which this song is based and seeing the intense relativity to the lyrics is the biggest trip ever.
I can't stop listening to this...the lyrics are BEAUTIFUL. People say they don't like Alexisonfire because of the screaming but that completely made this song and showed the raw emotion...
My favorite part is definetely the last lyrics.
friggin amazing song | Reviewer: Marissa
------ About the song Polariods Of Polar Bears performed by Alexisonfire
This song replicates what had become of society today :D me being in a band and all, I think the lyrics were utterly genious :) This song is absoultly amazing, and the band is great also!
I ♥ Alexisonfire
meaning | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Happiness By The Kilowatt performed by Alexisonfire
This song is based on a short story called The Euphio Question. In the story, there is a machine created to create eternal happiness. He is happy but thought it could be something more. Then the machine breaks down and he is dying. He realizes that eternal happiness cannot be created
ermm | Reviewer: Jonathan
------ About the song Get Fighted performed by Alexisonfire
Chris ffs. listen! The emo genre hasn't been dead since 90's! and Alexisonfire is post hardcore and not in any chance emo. The emo genre is more often called screamo today. if u say that im wrong you dont know what you're talking about. screamo and emo are the same things. some screamo/emo bands are for example:"Saetia", "Hot Cross" and so on and they exist today.
the first emo bands confirmed were bands like "Embrace" and "gray matter" in 1980's.
Is this what we hoped for? | Reviewer: NasserQ
------ About the song Happiness By The Kilowatt performed by Alexisonfire
The reason your mind reverts to relationships in your interpretations is because your standard of judging is based on relationships with other people, or the acceptance and thus opinions of other people. I haven't read the short story from which it was inspired but to me this song speaks about the world we've built for ourselves. Is it really all we hoped for, as people, as a species? Should we have to paint over everything that's wrong just to make it work or could we rebuild it better? To me this song is brilliant.
Kurt | Reviewer: Bleh
------ About the song No Transitory performed by Alexisonfire
This song isn't based on "MacBeth".
"Happiness by The Kilowatt", "It Was Fear of Myself That Made Me Odd", and parts of "No Transitory" are based on short stories by Kurt Vonnegut from his collection entitled Welcome to the Monkey House. The stories are "The Euphio Question" / "More Stately Mansions", "Report on the Barnhouse Effect" and "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow", respectively.
Honestly, | Reviewer: Kay
------ About the song To A Friend performed by Alexisonfire
I knew this song before I knew it was on Degrassi. I never was a big Degrassi person, but I've been a huge Alexsionfire fan since a friend loaned me "Crisis".
This song describes my current situation so well. What started out at something little turned into a huge battle...To A Friend indeed.
Thanks Dale | Reviewer: thanks dale
------ About the song Happiness By The Kilowatt performed by Alexisonfire
So after reading the Euphio Question I know that Dale's complete right.
I loved the song before but after reading the short story (which i really liked) the song just has a whole new meaning to me and is just awesome.
.... | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song 44. Caliber Love Letter performed by Alexisonfire
this is really beautiful. The contrasting singing to screaming is perfect. Every word dallas sings you can fell, the hurt, the sadness, the anger and the betrayel. Held together by the angst ridden screams. Beautiful lyrics too.
a friend a friend i snould have food soup hoter and hoter mmmmmmm m m oh you wanted more yes yes he she wanted more a friend yes yes yes now allow me to exdplanatory this assouls who dear to molested me nancy zemansky mary german patsy ordoñes lian zuaitsher bo dereck coca mussy beatriz mussy adriana mussy and self defence to orlando guzman this phorno estar destroy my crerdibility in usa using credit card in my no name assess then using my social security card for not reason and obama nows what i do have to pay answer is not by you usa arewdead with me jorge luis rodriguez
In response to "okay..." | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Charlie Sheen Vs. Henry Rollins performed by Alexisonfire
I agree with you completely, I don't like their new album, Crisis was alright. I loved their self-titled album along with "Watch Out!," and The Switcheroo Series, their cover of Moneen's Passing Of America was brilliant.
Way to end a perfect cd!! | Reviewer: Rich
------ About the song Rough Hands performed by Alexisonfire
AOF is by far my favorite band. I listen to them everyday. Their lyrics are mindblowing. The only band that can compete with them on a lyrical and instrumental talent is The Receiving End of Sirens. AOF does a great job to relating the listeners.
AOF on Degrassi | Reviewer: paulL
------ About the song To A Friend performed by Alexisonfire
Alexisonfire is an incredible band and even more so live. Degrassi is also a great show, very addictive. probably my greatest guilty pleasure. I thinks its great that this song was played on one of the show's most significant episodes. Don't give this band crap, Both AOF and Degrassi are keepin Canada real. Also the show has had Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, and many many underground references as well. You should play "how many Tiger Army stickers i can find" during the next marathon.
Sharks and Danger | Reviewer: Anonymous
------ About the song Sharks And Danger performed by Alexisonfire
I think there's a big significance that the only thing the woman can do is introduce herself and doesn't say anything else, but truly I think what the man is saying relates to everyone, so she has no idea what to actually tell him... just a thought xP
And like also how all the dangers he mentions are all threats to our lives that we just choose to ignore, that's why i think the song is called sharks and danger cuz sharks are really rare to come across by in a dangerous situation, but truly all his anxiety issues could all make us nervus if we think about them, even if they're unlikely...
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