Alcohol Lyrics - Brad Paisley

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I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice
your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work.

(Chorus)
And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
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but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's embarassing speech
and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head . .

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee,
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars
Lots of big money
(crowd:) and helpin white people dance
Well,I got you in trouble in high school
but college now that was a ball
you had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
Alcohol, Alcohol






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Awesome song | Reviewer: Mitch | 12/15/10

Me And my friend Bethany sing this song all the time... It all started at church camp when we were down by the creek singing it while listening to it. On our iPods lol :) I loved it and every time I listen to it I think of her and text her the lyrics lol haha and last time she said "hey that's our drinking song!!!" lol!:)



Great song; can relate! | Reviewer: Bambe' Marlin | 7/21/05

This song is GREAT!! And haven't most of us been there before?! It's tongue in cheek, yet makes a point about what booze does to ya. I take it both as a drinking AND an anti-drinking song. The listener will get out of it what he/she wants to. Very perceptive Brad, one of country's truly gifted songwriters!!



Alcohol humors. | Reviewer: Ronnie Z. McCann | 6/16/05

Brad takes a serious topic - - alcohol abuse - - and, with tongue-in-cheek humor, manages to tell the world why people should NOT drink alcoholic beverages. He lures people in with the appearance of some positive qualities of drinking alcohol, while driving home the point with a heavy and sure hitting hammer that getting drunk is only for fools. He nails the coffin shut, as does alcohol...only a fool would drink alcohol by choice. Brad Paisley's parents raised no fool. If you did not pick up the subtle humor and hard-hitting message of the lyrics of this song, then either you are a fool or you only listened while under the influence of, you guessed it, alcohol!



Excellent! | Reviewer: Bo | 6/1/05

I absolutely love this song. Reminds me Brad is a real guy - as if we needed to be reminded that after "I'm Gonna Miss Her". Makes me want to have a beer with Brad - before or after fishing!



Alcohol- So funny! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/30/05

This song is so funny! I think that what helps it's comedy is the fact that it's the truth!



Alcohol | Reviewer: Rob | 5/12/05

This song is hilarious, this definitely goes on up there with top drinking songs of all time instantly.





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