Ace Troubleshooter Lyrics


As was his habit, little Johnny Two-Shoes, fresh out of
10th grade, attended his church's annual summer camp in
Grantsburg, WI. Now John, known by close friends as "John,"
was one rare gem of a teenager, in that he won the Tour de
France (while overcoming polio) and synthesized his own
hydrogen-sulfur compound to make artificial eyes, without
which he was born. That week at camp he served as
coordinating supervisor, cook, ping-pong referee, chef,
dispenser of herblore, and supervising coordinator, a task
not recommended for the faint More...




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