| | A Complicated Song Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me Pizza, party at your house I went, just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame No one came Just us eatin' all alone You said, "Take the pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell me Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? No no no I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddenly spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-a-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought, maybe I'd unwind Try out, that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? It really is a major inconvienience Oh man, I really hate it It's such a drag now I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? Yeah, yeah! I gotta tell ya Life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no If you find some error in A Complicated Song Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to dylain@yahoo.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about A Complicated Song silly songs | Reviewer: Hannah | 8/20/2007 weird al yankovic does really silly songs the lyrics make meh laff!!!!! same rhythm same tune just different lyrics Is this review helpful to you? Yes No SO AWESOMELY FUNNY! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/1/2007 This song makes me giggle... well, more like LAUGH!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny.......*sigh* It'z awesome...I love any song that can make me laugh in a GOOD way... Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Very very good al!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Maddi | 6/12/2007 Al has once again done a fantastic job. Check out 'Don't touch that' by Al, 'The night santa went crazy' , by al. They r sooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyy. Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Astounding!! Couldn't have done it better my self!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/8/2007 You did a great job! how did you think of the lyrics on your own??? Anyway, You should continue with the VERY funny song making!!!! Good luck! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No i freaking mad CUZ I CANT EVEN PRINT THIS PAGE | Reviewer: SAMANTHA : ( | 2/9/2007 I WANNA BE ABLE TO FREAKING PRINT THIS PAGE SO ME AND MY FRIEND CAN READ IT AND IF I CANT FREAKING READ IT WAT ELSE AM SUPOSED TO DO WITH IT JUST FORGET ABOUT IT WELL TO BAD I AM NOT DOING THAT AT ALL! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No One of the best! Four stars for A Complicated Song | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/16/2005 Al is usually funny anyway, but especially when he takes a self-important song and gives it totally inane lyrics. He did a great job matching the rhyme scheme -- if you don't listen too closely, you think you're listening to the original...until constipation is mentioned. Great one, Al!!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song A Complicated Song The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Weird Al Yankovic" Music | |
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