A Complicated Song Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic
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Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza, party at your house
I went, just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
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Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated, in the bathroom
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddenly spy
Tattooed on her thigh
It's just like the one on me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought, maybe I'd unwind
Try out, that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
It really is a major inconvienience
Oh man, I really hate it
It's such a drag now
I can't eat I can't breathe I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no, why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
I gotta tell ya
Life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
I can't blink I can't cough I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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Print Out!!! | Reviewer: classikkrok! | 3/12/11
You know if you want to print this page out, you could can just highlight all the lyrics and press copy. Then pull up wordpad, word, or notepad, right click and press paste. Then you can finally print it out. I did it myself to see if it would work and it did. Love the song!
silly songs | Reviewer: Hannah | 8/20/07
weird al yankovic does really silly songs the lyrics make meh laff!!!!! same rhythm same tune just different lyrics
SO AWESOMELY FUNNY! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 8/1/07
This song makes me giggle... well, more like LAUGH!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so funny.......*sigh* It'z awesome...I love any song that can make me laugh in a GOOD way...
Very very good al!!!!!!! | Reviewer: Maddi | 6/12/07
Al has once again done a fantastic job. Check out 'Don't touch that' by Al, 'The night santa went crazy' , by al. They r sooooooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyy.
Astounding!! Couldn't have done it better my self!!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/8/07
You did a great job! how did you think of the lyrics on your own??? Anyway, You should continue with the VERY funny song making!!!! Good luck!
i freaking mad CUZ I CANT EVEN PRINT THIS PAGE | Reviewer: SAMANTHA : ( | 2/9/07
I WANNA BE ABLE TO FREAKING PRINT THIS PAGE SO ME AND MY FRIEND CAN READ IT AND IF I CANT FREAKING READ IT WAT ELSE AM SUPOSED TO DO WITH IT JUST FORGET ABOUT IT WELL TO BAD I AM NOT DOING THAT AT ALL!
One of the best! Four stars for A Complicated Song | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/16/05
Al is usually funny anyway, but especially when he takes a self-important song and gives it totally inane lyrics. He did a great job matching the rhyme scheme -- if you don't listen too closely, you think you're listening to the original...until constipation is mentioned. Great one, Al!!!
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