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99 Problems Lyrics Artist(Band):Jay-Z
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward I got beef with radio if i don't play they show They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as, Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 problems but the bitch aint one If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Two] The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I gas em up? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin again Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was harrasin' them Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. Hit me [Chorus X3] You're crazy for this one Rick It's your boy If you find some error in 99 Problems Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to martin_de_mus@beer.com for submitting the lyrics. Review about 99 Problems omg ! | Reviewer: L. | 7/12/2008 diego | Reviewer: Anonymous | 5/19/2008 "If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" it's clear as fuck, he does not hace any girl problems, so stop bitching about this awesome song and go read a book or something fuck critics | Reviewer: GY3 | 3/21/2008 diz song is osum,k?it's all racist n shit but it's real man.it's fucked up how people r going all WHITE'S d chosen race n fuck on other sites coz a black rapper target's on racism dey facin!well u no wt "fuck you"!this song's THE BEST. 99 Problems | Reviewer: Kunnaki | 3/13/2008 I don't know what you all are talking about. The second verse is what makes the song nice. Where does he says he is being discrimated? Geez. Stop arguing and just listen to the music. Anyway, I think this song is nice, J-Zay. Espically with Linkin Park. Nice player. fsu | Reviewer: cassie | 2/8/2008 #1 - who fuckin' cares if this song is sexiest? #2 - all rap is sexist #3 - it's a song guys, i don't think this is about you disliking it because you think it's sexist/racist/whatever else you can come up with. if other people like the song they'll listen to it. period. "I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward" Being a bitch ain't one | Reviewer: Eva | 1/11/2008 Lol, B! I'm a woman and your kitchen joke was pretty fucking funny. People, this song kicks ass. I believe he meant it how another posted from his bio, because that's how I always took it. Don't assume all women are so uptight. There are a lot of us out there and I know very few who would even care enough to find this song offensive...even if he had meant it to be sexist. Seriously, the internet isn't the place to judge anyone from. No. | Reviewer: B | 1/9/2008 Its not about the K9, The dog would need to be female. Why would women be offended by this song? infact how do women even listen to music? the last time i checked there was no radio in my kitchen. wow | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/3/2008 ive never seen anyone comment on lyrics before, but you guys, YOU GUYS, freaking sweet. everyone have a go at the anon who cant spell chosen. and then about sexism. and then about the fact ITS A SONG hells yes | Reviewer: Justin | 1/1/2008 to me and all my friends this is the song we refer to all the time cause about half of us have girlfriends and whenever they start bitchin at on of our friends all the single guys we just say we got 99 problems but a bitch aint one. cause damn women love to bitch at their boyfriends for pointless shit, for no reason . | Reviewer: Anonymous | 12/12/2007 Oh my god... seriously its a song! I'm sure jay-z didn't sit down and think 'now how can i input racism into this world-wide song...'. Jay-z is an absolute legend and is incredible at what he does, no matter what his skin colour is! I can't believe some of the comments on here and i'm ashamed FOR you. Review By Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 Review the song 99 Problems The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics. | | ||||||||||||
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