Bart Baker 22 Parody Lyrics
Last updated: 09/24/2015 07:32:47 AM
It feels like the perfect day to torture my exes, and then put on their skin.
Shut up, Harry!
I escaped from the asylum, and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge!
I got Joe, Jake, John, and Kennedy all wrapped up in duct tape.
Bitch, give me back my fucking face!
Today's the first day of the never ending hell date!
Now, you all will be mine, until the end of all time!
I will never let you leave.
Somebody, call the police!
You better shut your mouth, or I will cut your tongue out!
Why are you dancing like that?
Because, I’m a psychopath!
Now it’s your turn to dance.
AH! You just shot me in my ass!
You should never have dumped me.
Now, you’re all buried.
Let’s watch Tyler Perry.
Please, just kill us!
It’s MADEA GOES TO JAIL.
My favorite movie.
This proves she’s crazy.
AHHH! It’s making my eyes bleed!
Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult.
Ah, excuse me?
After the murder ritual.
Then, we will spend eternity together below.
IN HELL, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
All the rumors are true, I am Satan.
Yeah, we knew.
Now, your heads must all come off.
BRB, I’ll get the saw.
Dude, she dropped her cell phone.
Pick it up, call the POPO.
We’ll be dead once they get here.
I have a better idea, Sent.
AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We were not doing anything.
AH, NO MATTER, TIME TO DIE!
No! No! No! No!
I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!
Hey! Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift!
OMG! It’s JESUS!
HOW DID YOU FIND ME J.C.?
I got a text from Jake G.
We’re actually quite close.
He likes all my Facebook posts.
And he follows me on Twitter.
Anyway, back to Taylor now!
Time to take care of you.
I CAN'T MOVE!
With this holy water balloon.
AH! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME, YOU FOOL! Ah!
Sorry, but your time here is through.
Oh my God!
Well, my children, that’s a wrap on that crazy bitch! Who wants to go to the strip club? Lap dances on me!
Thanks to Bryce for submitting 22 Parody Lyrics.