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CKY (Camp Kill Yourself) 12 Days Of Christmas Lyrics

Last updated: 11/21/2007 10:00:00 AM

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me,
A god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the fith day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the ninth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine, and
Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten debbie gizzards,
Nine, and
Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the eleventeenth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
Ten debbie gizzards,
Nine, and
Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a bitch!!!

On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve tuna-twat,
Eleventeen s.t.l.d.'s,
Ten debbie gizzards,
Nine, and
Eight doo-doo-doo-doo,
Seven chicken gizzards,
Six uclamings,
Five gotta schmeets!,
Four rotting children,
Three severed heads,
Two bloody nuts,
And a god damn son of a biiiiiitch!!!!!!!




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