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By Pages:   1    2    Add Your New Review About The Song The Reviews about Your Horoscope For Today (page 1/ 2) ------ performed by Weird Al Yankovic Taurus is me | Reviewer: Amanda | 11/25/09 this song scares me. it is tottally right when it says "You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?" because so far, i haven't founds true happiness because my boyfriend keeps dumping me, comes back, flirts with other girls, loses intrest with me, and then dump me again. :'( lolololololololololololol | Reviewer: Ragenzen Muramasa | 8/18/09 Hehe, I'm a gemini, and so far, none of that has come true =P in fact, my b-days don't get ruined by explosive flatulence, they actually induce farting competitions. xD And I don't have a fiance (only 16) so she can't throw a javelin through my chest. =P ^.^ | Reviewer: Kura | 2/25/09 heh he he - I'm a Scorpio, and the day before I heard this song, I was talking to my friend about falling out windows... :) it's a little weird, but awesome. Let's see... my sister is a libra... she does still have her appendix... and she does seem to miss out on a lot of things despite her talents. Oh, brother Sagitterius! You know, I found this song through an AMV on youtube, and the line used in it was; All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) which is definitely my favourite line. But what has he done??? Dad's born on an edge... and mum's a Scorpio like me. My cat is an born in Janurary, so he's an aquarius... I guess he can replace whack-a-mole with pouncing on mice... ^.^ mine sucks... | Reviewer: Deirdre | 12/9/08 I'ma scorpio... I already almost fell out of a window once... This is what my horoscope is "Scorpio Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak". I also have very low self-esteem sometimes... Sagittarius or Capricorn? | Reviewer: Rachel | 2/13/08 I dunno what i am, I am born on the edge that goes from Sagittarius to capricorn! Does that mean I should Kill my friends then lock my doors and windows? Oh well, if it is a horoscope it ought to be true. Oh yeah, great song... friend... *Walks away with axe in hand* J'adore ca !! | Reviewer: melanie | 1/12/08 lol i am inlove with this song !!!!!!!! therws travel in my future when my tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus .i have to fill the void in my pathetic life by playing whack-a-mole 17 hours a day !!......ok ! hahah | Reviewer: jake donoghy | 1/10/08 I'm capricorn and I found this pretty funny. A great song for everyone to laugh at themselves. Be right back I have to go lock my doors forever. lol hi | Reviewer: John Howard | 1/1/08 **cough...*** ***cough...*** B*** S*** Im Taurus and that is bs The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep and of course that will happen unless i die then i wont know that it didnt work so it doesnt really matter, but some other r gay!!! DOUBT IT | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/29/07 Isuck at dancing, if thats 4 real, then all the princes, queens and decent dancers all died in a plague. FYI if u dont get it, im pisces eh, at least im still alive unlike my good bro virgo, and my friend Gemini. Thinking of u always anyway great song virgo | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/9/07 Ima virgo 2, the first time i heard this song i thot he was complimenting sum1 and i started nodding, then he said "except for you" and i started laughing my head off lmao Add Your New Review About The Song By Pages:   1    2