Reviews for Trapped In The Closet (full Version) Lyrics

so, first, i never really was into R. Kelly's music, so i apologize for any bias... anyways... i was curious about this song becaues i would listen to the Weird Al Yankovic parody. so i thought i would check and see what the real song was about... all i knew about it was simply that... it is long. almost too long to be honest, it kindof drags on, making it tiring to get through the entire thing. however, i think that all in all, the song does a good job of doing what it was trying to accomplish. and for what it is worth, it was actually decent. It is obviously a song that is supposed to be funny and extreme, and personally, i enjoy music that tells a story.

Probably not, because you are blatantly planning to exercise it. The funny thing is that unless your teacher is living under a rock he will quickly realize how stupid and ludicrous(not the rapper) the plot is, that he'll be like, "that's that ridiculous excuse for a song by Mr. Golden Showers himself, R. Kelly". Don't get me wrong he had some hits, this one is just whack!

4 or 5 years after the song was ever played and I still love it. The poetry myt not have bin superb but wat do u expect from american english werr most words r twisted. Good job it was fun watching. I loved it and still do love it.

what Sylvester & Twan smelled when they went in the cop's house...was how much this whole song stinks like a midget with an assload of poop on him. Kelly's no poet - just another urban contemp douchebag picking the low-hanging fruit. Best thing that could happen is if a bus went off a freakin' cliff with R. Kelly driving it.

I'm personally a fan of trapped in the closet so I think its like super awesome and r kelly should not get a day job because then he wouldn't be able to write more. He only writes this stuff because he has no day job

I've listened to the entire song and seen all the videos quite a few times, and this is quite creative due to the fact that I've *never* heard another artist compose something like this; an entire story line. In R. Kelly's part, this was positive in his career because it allowed him to show other talents he has.

No point in fighting here, but I understand if you dislike him and this song in particular, go ahead and do so since it's your own opinion. But I must say it's a pretty damn good song.

R.Kelly u rock! I first hard dis song wen i waz in grade 4 (i was 10yrs) i rily enjoyed it even though i ddnt understand it completly than a year later i watched it again nd i understood. A lot of u r sayin ur e lyrics r bad bt u shldnt be concentratin on e wordz bt e meanin all hez tryin to prove dat if u do smeting bad lyke cheatin it will cme bck lyke e sayin 'wat cmes around goes bck around' those that said it sucked ddnt realy understand e song is to entertain bt at a greater extent be a song wit a meanin dat cld actually help sociaty unlyke mst songz dat jst entertain

trapped in the closet is one good song wiv lot of suspense, love evryfin abt rkelly and likewise his songs. trapped in the closet is one of my best album rkelly ever produced....so stop posting shit about his song aiight?

Heard Weird Al's parody first, and in my opinion it's the better song. R. Kelly does a very poor job of setting the lyrics to a consistent rhythm, unlike the parody. The "drama" in the song is typical urban sub-culture bullshit and very uninspired. Just the kind of tripe I'd expect from a man who urinated on a 14 year old girl. Anyone who thinks this is an inspired composition needs to be exposed to much better music.

I think R.kelly is legend because i don't know where he get all his inspiration from, i love that music, all the words saying by him, inshort R.kelly is the best amoung the best. The lesson i learned from the trapped in the closest is that when you do something very bad for your fellow man someone will do back to you, that is what they called payback.

Um...are you serious guys?

It's not supposed to be taken seriously. To the guys expecting to see the same amount of suspense that one would obtain from watching an episode of CSI, wake up. It's just a pretty entertaining song (regardless of how extreme it is) and it's totally different to any other forms of mainstream music. From a creative point of view its awesome, and that's why it was so popular.

Agreed to those who all despise the song.
It's like he was singing rather than reading a book.
Making everything rhyme in such an awful way.
I stopped reading at Chapter 6. First of all, WHAT is with all the chapters?
Same shniet in each chapter, connected to the one prior.
Secondly, idiots. Why does the cheater deserve to be mad at their significant other cheating on him/her? Nonsense -_-
Anyhow, nothing was really a surprise. Seeing as he tried horribly hard to make it seem so.
Only the mentally handicapped can "relate" to this everyday scenario song.

I think that this was a great thing to do, because many people can relate to this song. there was a love triangle or maybe a cheating triangle involved in this, and it was very amazing. It was very astonishing. I am a 11th grader at Manvel High School and my English3 class we are typing up a story. Our English teacher gave us a half written story that started off with a pastor who answered an phone call, but replied "what are you crazy...? You know not to call me doing these hours!". After that we had to complete the story by ourselves. So we figured...How about we make this an R.Kelly trapped in the closet type of theme. Something eye cathing, full of dialogue, and etc. So I looked on google typed in R.Kelly trapped in the closet lyrics, and im reviewing it, and beginnning to take pieces, and pieces out of the story/song. I have written this to say it has my votes. I believe that this young and the restless type of lifestory is going to get me an "A".

I hate the people who are taking this song seriously. It's a funny song and it was fun to wait for the next installment. I think R. Kelly knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote the song. It's different and I enjoyed it when I was younger. I hadn't ever heard anything like this before (I think I was about 13...) You can only enjoy it every now and then. But everyone who says it sucks obviously didn't know how popular it was. People loved it. Everyday people loved it. So... yeah.

Plus, it made for some GREAT parodies.

Firstly, I came across this forum a little later than most of you (two years I know) but I was demonstrating to a friend that this song is complete bullshit.

Firstly, no, I'm not a 'hata' or whatever else you want to label me, but lyrically, this is an awful song.
It's so poorly written that R.Kelly must have been high as a kite when he wrote it, and he wanted people to take him seriously for it?

All those in favour for this song needs their ears and brains testing... suspenseful? It's about as suspenseful as an episode of the teletubbies... ie not.

Lol, R.Kelly leave the suspense and drama to writers that can actually handle and create good suspense, because midgets, cherry pie, closets and pastors isn't really a winning concept.

What a pile of shit this really is.