My English Teacher thing | Reviewer: Alex | 7/3/07

Look, i have to versions ov this song. One with AC/DC and the original version. In the one with AC/DC it's: "My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, the only problem was, my englih teacher was a guy." And in the other one it's: "My english teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior high, thanks lot, next semester i'll be 35." And that's the right one! I hope i helped you... Bye :)

sean | Reviewer: sean quilty | 5/27/07

what you talking about guyz dis shit awwsome heal funny so dont dis it man

My Opinion of the ex love of my live | Reviewer: Nancy | 5/24/07

I use to love eminem but now I think he's really gay. Thank you for reading this

WoW | Reviewer: jay | 5/15/07

it should be : Dear mister-im-too-good-to-call-or-write-my-fans,
Thisll be the last package I ever send your ass
Its been six months and still no word - I dont deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on em perfect
So this is my cassette Im sending you, I hope you hear it
Im in the car right now, Im doing 90 on the freeway
Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by phil collins, in the air of the night
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
But didnt, then phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
Thats kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now its too late - Im on a 1000 downers now, Im drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +all+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you cant sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you cant sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you cant breathe without me
See slim; {*screaming*} shut up bitch! Im tryin to talk!
Hey slim, thats my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
But I didnt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I aint like you
Cause if she suffocates shell suffer more, and then shell die too
Well, gotta go, Im almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, howm I supposed to send this shit out?

English teacher sex whatever. | Reviewer: Arvin | 5/2/07

You guys Are all wrong it's:
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, the only problem was my english teacher was a guy. i think ur messin the rude version up with the soft one well most poeple listen to the rude one so think!

about the song my name is | Reviewer: josh | 5/3/07

ya its my name is what my name is who my name is slim shady not slam shady

errrrm, | Reviewer: skeet | 4/26/07

it says my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high, only problem is that my english teacher is a guy

second verse, first 2 lines | Reviewer: Amy | 4/13/07

it should be:
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35