... | Reviewer: Laeticia | 11/22/06

this isn't the right songtext....
Here:

Clever Sleazoid

Wake up you’re dead

Doing meaningless sunshine over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse,
his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you

Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach

Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself

The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will rainbow your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

(koe mo denai kurai ni... sonna ima ni hitori to kiduku) (?)

The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide



LOLKTNX | Reviewer: Kisun :] | 5/24/06

Somebody on some website decoded this from CLEVER SLEAZOID:

Clever Sleazoid - subliminal message


Rake up your brain

SOUP

Too much mean breath, Tell her to scoot on over
It's just somewhere to sell candy
See that real little kid roll, he won't see what it costs
Let's get a smoothie, crust my arm

And I sat all over cat piss

You can't wear that sweater

And I sat all over cat piss

Cool sweater

Sit down, you mow lawn

Hello, who are you?

BREAKFAST

Laid in wool where you were rollin', with the spit I came,
Sensitively let's eat, watch you, But let's watch you in the rain

MIYABI YABI YABI YABI YABI
MIYABI YABI YABI RAHJIHDI

I know he was wanting to destroy one song

And I sat all over cat piss

You can't wear that sweater

And I sat all over cat piss

Cool sweater

Sit down, you mow lawn

Hello, who are you?

BREAKFAST


Shut up, duck. Shut up now yourself
With yourself you will shut up
Shut up, duck. Shut up jump yourself

Why oh why? Why oh why?

Tim's on our side!

Walkin' soon to get the bill, Tim's on our side

Tim's on our side!

Walkin' soon to get the bill, Tim's on our side


Oh no, Tim needs an ID,
Someday, he might be taught how to get into
A night club low low low, shut eye, scaring me a lot, oh

Shut up, duck. Shut up with your sign
With your sign you will shut up
Shut up, duck. Shut up with your sign.

RIDE YOUR BRAIN, RIDE YOUR BRAIN


And now for the meaning of this song.

Kyo starts off writing one of his usual crazy Engrish songs, with the line "Rake up your brain", but he gets hungry and decides to make some soup. When he gets to the kitchen, the doorbell rings so he answers it and there is a girl scout standing there trying to sell candy. Her breath smells and she is annoying so Kyo tells her to scoot off his doorstep. She walks away and someone rolls into his house and makes a big hole in the wall from plowing into it, which he says will cost the person. Kyo suggests that he and this person go to get smoothie to pay off the debt. He also says that his arms are crusty.

The person doesn't have any good clothes because they just sat in some cat pee, so they go to try on some of Kyo's clothes. They put on Kyo's favotire sweater and he gets mad and tells them that they can't wear his coolest sweater.

Kyo then decides that the smoothie idea was bad, so the person should just mow his lawn instead. Then he realizes that he has no idea what this person's name is, and asks.

Kyo continues making breakfast like he started to earlier, and then goes to his bedroom to find that his guest has been lying on his bed with a wool blanket. He spits on the person for rolling all over it and tells him that it's time to eat. It starts to rain outside and Kyo is watching the stranger. He finally realizes who it is and screams "MIYABI YABI YABI YABI" And chokes on his coffee.

He figures out that Miyavi's plan was to come and destroy his new Engrish song by sneaking a duck into his house that ate the lyrics. The duck waddles into the kitchen and starts to quack, and Kyo tells it to shut up, and then tells it to jump itself.

Kyo wonders why he fell for such a stupid trick, and then gets a call from his friend, Tim.

Tim is going to drive over and help to get the duck (the bill) out of the house. The problem is, Tim doesn't have an ID. He can't drive or anything without it. Kyo is sad and talks about how someday Tim might learn how to sneak around without his ID. Miyavi shuts one eye and winks at Kyo, which scares him a lot.

The duck has made itself a sign so that it doesn't have to quack now, and is carrying it around. Kyo is still really pissed off and tells it to shut up with it's sign too.

The next day, everyone has left his house (even the duck), and he starts to write another Engrish song, this time with the lines "Ride your brain, ride your brain."