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Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too Workin' like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer Just grab your yarmulke and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshuga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! People used to scoff, now they say "Mazal Tov!" He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchus off Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white BREAD with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulke and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always schlep on down for a wedding or a bris They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho He's doin' well, I gotta kvell The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell Show up at his home, he says "Shalom" And "Have some cake - you want some cake?" Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz So grab your yarmulke The one you got for Chanukah Let's put on our yarmulke and Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! If you find some error in Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to shub0 for submitting the lyrics. Review about Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Summer Celebration | Reviewer: Anonymous | 6/28/2007 Weird Al is coming to Summer Celebration in Muskegon!!!! TONITE...im so excited!!!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No omg | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/15/2007 i missed this song so much! i finally found it on mp3 on morpheus....... Is this review helpful to you? Yes No whaaaaat??!! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 2/12/2007 im suprised no one else found this. i used to hear this on 90.7 FM. such a great song. love it!! Is this review helpful to you? Yes No Review the song Pretty Fly For A Rabbi The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Weird Al Yankovic" Music | |
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