Host: Let's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile.
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
Sharon: Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever.
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And have dinner with me and my family.
Tell me what you would do to make
that first impression really stick.
Contestant #1: Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux (HA!), but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her "FUCK YOU!!!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her "Get the food ready!"
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this,
"You know, for only thirteen, she got some big tits."
After that, your dad'll probably jump again
But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Host: Now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival.
He says women call him stretch nuts.
Sharon, let's hear your question
Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,
A man who expresses himself in his own special way.
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you.
You sound like a richie-bitch, yeah, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book, and whack 'em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw
Contestant #1:WHAT?!
Contestant #2: Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say "I'm just playin'"
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!
Host: Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far.
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden
Sharon: Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!
Contestant #1: Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!
Contestant #2: Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Contestant #1: Yeah, freak with your nuts, yeah, that'll get her!
Contestant #2: Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Contestant #1: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap.
Shit, you don't want contestant number two - he's mad-whack.
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, hehhehheh, tryinna fuck it.
It was a big, fucking smelly ass farm llama.
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Review about Neden Game icp | Reviewer: nikki | 12/3/09
i think this song is hilarious, it really shows how girls like ass holes " first id slide up to the bar, and tell u that i cant believe how fuking fat u r"
seriously dumb hoes love 2 be called fat, thats how u get an insecure bitch on ur dick
very good song
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I love ICP they are going to be in my town in a couple days...they are so Damn funny People take their music to heart it is just entertaining...they are not trying to offend people...you know they swear and are like that why would you look up their lyrics online and listen to their music...they are so fun and enegetic so get over it if you dont like it dont listen to it
ok first off i love ICP with a passion.. but seriously... im a christian too. so yah and the thing that someone posted about the whole jesus thing is messed up.... the reason he aint doin nothin to change this fucked up world is because were the ones who fucked it up so now its a test. we gotta be the ones who change it back. people need to honestly grow up. and all the bad reviews on ICP are wack.. its just sweet ass music that we like to listen to. if you dont like it dont listen to it. stay away from it. grow up and stop writing dumb shit like that.
What does a game about pussy (Yeah, I'm an Athiest girl-bitch get over it) have to do with Jesus? Alright lets get some shit straight here.
I fucking hate emo people, preppy bitches, jesus freaks, scene what the fuck ever, cracker ass hillbillies, and most ghetto niggers. What are you gonna do about it?
If you're not a member of the family get the fuck away from our music.
common... | Reviewer: Rachel | 3/12/09
My best friend and I are big rednecks, usually. This is the only song we'll really listen to that isn't country. I love this song more than most songs. It's hilarious, and it makes me think of a lot of people who would actually be like that. I don't get how anyone could not like this song, it's funny, yeah sure it's a little demeaning, but seriously, how many rap songs aren't demeaning. And for the whole it's just two guys competing for pussy...there's always guys competing for pussy, it's normal. If you don't like this song, you're fucking crazy! and just don't listen to it. But, I mean shit, grow the fuck up, it's just a songgggg!
normallifelivin, dont be an ass | Reviewer: Chris | 2/9/09
if you dislike it so much, dont look for it, dont listen to it, dont think about it! as for the high school thing, do you really think that by posting that shit right here you will turn them into boring regular people? HA! right. and even if you get your highschool "juggalos" there are millions more of them that ARE NOT going to listen no matter WHAT you say. so stop bitching about it. (hint: that meens DONT reply to this)
anyway, i think its funny, its not like its meant to be actual rap, its just them screwin' around with some lyrics and making something different than what they usually do. after all, at some point i do get tired of sitting in my house, and just like them, i can just go outside and, even for just a song, can enjoy myself more.
People who listen to this bullshit music are depressed. They want to listen to 2 guys, who had it worse then they did as kids, rap about shit that isn't even close to good. His rhymes are weak and the fact that it's rap is condesending. It's awful. Making a rap about a talkshow with contendents tryin to get "neden" and having them say distgusting shit that isn't even quality verses is ridiculous. Put on an eminem record for that. He actually rhymes. I'm sick of seeing all these pathetic "juggalos" walking the halls of highschools trying to "stick together". WTF is that? Stop being so helpless. Turn off this shitty ass music. And grow the fuck up.
Jesus Freak is a freak | Reviewer: HitchHiker2000 | 1/8/09
You say I'm either for or against god, right? If that's my only choices, then I'm against it. If the God Of The Jews or his boy Jesus is real, then they are worthless pieces of shit who ain't worth my time to even fuck with. If god is all powerful, yet he lets mothers kill their babies, allows young men to be sent off to die in a war over nothing, leaves old people to freeze or starve to death because they can't afford food or heat, has priests who like to fuck little boys, and allows little children to be brutally raped and murdered by sick motherfuckers, then fuck him. If he has the power to stop bad things like that from happening but doesn't, then he's as bad as the rapists and killers. If you had the power to stop a child from being beaten to death by it's drunken father, and didn't do anything, then that makes you a monster. The lack of action on god's part makes him a monster of biblical proportions. If I have to choose worshiping a monster or fighting against it, I'm gonna fight every time. This song you say is so evil and goes against god is simply sarcasm and satire and is rather funny. It's a good song that does not glorify "sin", it makes fun of it. Pay more attention and question everything and maybe you'll learn something. But no, you'll just keep being a good little dumb ass sheep and follow whatever the nice preacher tells you to do, then he'll be fucking your little sister after church, but that'll be ok because christians are forgiven, right? All he has to do is say "yo, god, sorry about ass banging the 8 year old. we cool right?" and he's straight with the big guy. Good religion you got there.
Common... | Reviewer: Rudeboy | 2/24/08
I mean, you don't have to be a juggalo/juggalette to listen to the music, if you are, that's phat.
And ICP has announced that they follow god, so don't hate on them becuz that you think that they seem anti-christian.
And seriously, stop hating on people that likes ICP, Dr.Dre, N.W.A, or whatever, it's their choice.
Hate the game not the player
And seriously, get a life instead of going round websites hating on other people's music!
I mean, you don't have to be a juggalo/juggalette to listen to the music, if you are, that's phat.
And ICP has announced that they follow god, so don't hate on them becuz that you think that they seem anti-christian.
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