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Weird Al Yankovic Melanie Lyrics

Last updated: 04/21/2008 11:00:00 AM

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope

Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I just can't understand it
Why won't you return my phone calls
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat
If you'd just say the word
I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever
Or are you too dumb to realize that

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you

Melanie, ooh
Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window
Right above you
Now I may be dead but I still love you

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me

I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me




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Must take place after "I Think I'm a Clone Now" | Reviewer: GnR Fan | 4/20/2008

So, Feyn, you like to perv at girls with telescopes? Just kidding. Anyway, I can understand the sadness of the guy in the song, too. I'm actually going to parody this song.

"I couldn't stand it so jumped out of the 16th story window, right above you, and I may be dead but I still love you."



Ouch. | Reviewer: Feyn | 6/16/2006

This song is meant to be funny but it speaks to me so badly. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. Almost every word of it is true except I wouldn't give a mohawk to her cat and wouldnt tattoo her name across my forehead. But ow, it does speak to me. It hurts.



Melanie | Reviewer: Melanie | 9/10/2004

Really good song. I think it's one of his own and not a spoof.