MC Chris Ownz Lyrics - MC Chris



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mc chris ownz!
I wanna go to an mc chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I spell w3rd with a three
Name's mc
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC's

Latinas on my penis
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteen

I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything
'Cause my mouth is remorseless

Even the source says
My hip hop's a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost Corvettes

The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh's

Weak MC's decompose
'Cause they know I can flow
Like Wesell comma Zam
Through Coruscant corridors

Humidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word bro

Fuck the lexicon of octagons
I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's.

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I'm lit like a branch davidian
Or what's left of the lithium
In Cobain's cranium
I fill Wimbly Stadium

Once bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyyk

I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest's underneath

There's no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freak

It's embarrising to me
I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin' up, makin' cream

I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get mean

Can't believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
Fuck it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-ins

I am just cartoon making rapper
You think I'm lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in Zion

My self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps 'em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
'Cause my DJ's Howard Hessman

Word 'em up, yo
Word 'em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke hold

mc chris ownz
I wanna go to an mc chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes





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