| | It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Yeah What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is WRITE-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser" Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? What? What? What? What? It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What?? If you find some error in It's All About The Pentiums Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Thanks to TheBlackHole for submitting the lyrics. Review about It's All About The Pentiums Whats with the fighting? | Reviewer: Anonymous | 1/21/2008 look, i love this song... and i cant see what's with this fighting. You both say you like it... and no one ever said anything about: "of how technology changes so fast. one day your computer is top of the line, the next month it's at the bottom of the heap" The main thing the other guy didn't like was the plasma screen moniter 40" wide- part. To answer that, there are actualy computer screens that size... the goverment use some, and people working on maps use some also.(i should know my dad is into GPS stuff so he bought something like a 22" by 19" and he isnt that fanatic about it... i could easily see someone using a plasma tv for thier computer. Duh | Reviewer: Chuck | 10/5/2007 "Ok it is a cool song but it's not true what he says in the song. Come on a Monitor forty inches wide? There is no such thing as a monitor forty inches wide. Other then that, it is a cool song and video too, nice song Weird Al Yankovic." That is much better...anyway you are an idiot. HE is making fun of how technology changes so fast. one day your computer is top of the line, the next month it's at the bottom of the heap. You don't get it obviously. You can also hook TV's up to PCs for monitors. Its all about the Pentiums | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/13/2007 Ok is a cool song but is not true what he says in the song comon a Monitor forty inch wide there is no such thing as a monitor. Other then that is a cool song and video too nice song Weird Al Yankovic. Classic! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 7/8/2004 This song is still great! 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