| | Criminal Lyrics Artist(Band):Eminem
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on record or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that.. I'm actually gonna do it or that I believe in it Well, shit... if you believe that then I'll kill you You know why? Cuz I'm a CRIMINAL CRIMINAL You god damn right I'm a CRIMINAL Yeah, I'm a CRIMINAL [Eminem] My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head whether you're a fag or lez Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes" Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!) That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? Checkin the 'male'? How many records you expectin' to sell after your second LP sends you directly to jail? C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!) Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus Heal this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch TV, and Comcast cable and you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March with a brand new cd for these fuckin' retards (uh-duhh) And to think, it's just little ol' me Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fuck still won't leave Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) I'm a CRIMINAL Cuz every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin', I don't take shit from no one [Eminem] My mother did drugs hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you s'posed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word *['nigger']* My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk Off of his own employee Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs As long as it ain't happenin' to him Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em -inem and Kim combined - *kch* the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin his place (Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a CRIMINAL [Interlude Skit] A'ight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta there [Em] Aight I'll be right here waitin on you [Em] Aight Yo Em [Em] What?! Don't kill nobody this time [Em] Awwright... (whispering) ...god damn, this motherfucker gets on my fuckin' nerves... (whistling) How you doin'? [Teller] Hi, how can I help you? [Eminem] Yeah, I need to make a withdraw, [Teller] Okay, [Eminem] Put the fuckin' money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you! [Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me [Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit lookin' around... [Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me... [Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you... Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you! [Eminem] Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be disguised in it And if anybody identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say, so jus tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I make it as I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask (Chorus 2X) If you find some error in Criminal Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about Criminal still a great song, i hate fags too - M or F | Reviewer: Adam Raszynski | 11/20/09 Eminem is so controversial but he does it with humor and wit. The dre beats are key too. Its refreshing because a lot of ppl feel like he does but we get so polite from work and stuff. Eminem says fucc you to corporate America and speaks his mind, and that's what this song is all about. Ps I hate fake ppl as much as fags and lez. Thanks eminem for being the opposite of fake. read and shut up | Reviewer: gonzalo | 8/22/09 i think eminem`s got a good songs but i don`t know why everybody said bullshits about him really it`s a stupid things ya know i am his fan number one since 1999 i like all the lirycs he used to rap in the stage i like ``brain damage and white america motherfuckers ignorants of this forum `` fuck yourselves niggas Kick ass song | Reviewer: Mike M | 11/4/08 It's been a long time since i've jammed to Em but I popped in the Slim Shady LP the other day and just had to revisit the whole collection. Perfect song to end the Marshall Mathers LP with, funny and witty . . . Em's flow is so smooth and sick its ridiculous Banging | Reviewer: Ben Adams | 9/24/07 YEH I AGREE CRIMINAL IS A GREAT SONG. IT'S REALLY CLEVER BUT SO IS ALL OF EMINEM'S STUFF YOU CAN TELL HE PUTS EFFORT IN ALL HIS LYRICS AND IS HELPED ALONG BY THE GREAT COMEDY EFFECT HE HAS ABOUT HIM. Criminal is a cool song! | Reviewer: Brad Maslen | 6/7/07 Criminal is one of the coolest song I've ever heard and is one of my favourite songs of all time. Its definitely one of Em's best too. I like the idea of the interlude skit, with the bank robbery. The lyrics are quite well put together too. A classic by Eminem and should have been released as a single and should definitely have a music video. Review the song Criminal The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Eminem" Music | |
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