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The Who Cousin Kevin Lyrics

Last updated: 03/14/2014 08:13:16 AM

We're on our own, cousin,
All alone, cousin.
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away.
You won't be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb
But I've no-one to play with today.

D'you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do to a freak.

How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under and started to laugh.
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm.

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I'll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat...

I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
And catch cold so you die?

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet.
I'll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet...

We're on our own, cousin,
All alone, cousin.
We thought of some nice games to play
While the grown-ups had all gone away.
You weren't too much fun
'Cause you're blind, deaf and dumb
But I'd no-one to play with today...






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