Confessions Part III Lyrics - Weird Al Yankovic

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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you that I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)without asking
Oh I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one

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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink (drink)
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie! I mean Bridget!

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
Oh and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions

I mean I'm just getting started here
I'm not even half way down the list
I mean this thing could go on for....(footsteps)
Hey, hey where are you going?
Honey? what? Was it something I said?(door opens and slams close)
(Sigh) Women



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Too funny | Reviewer: Tako | 7/5/2007

lmao.. Well i love Usher, but this guys really did a good job, i love this song, it's tooooooo damn funny..

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Wicked | Reviewer: Ken | 7/4/2007

Wow this song is hilarious. I love it even more cuz its a parody of one of the worst hip-hop artists' songs on the planet. I hate Usher and Weird Al does an awesome job of putting him in his place. Funny a$$ song!! Go go Weird Al!!

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kick ass | Reviewer: SAid | 4/16/2007

this song is awsome aye funniest shit ive ever heard it should be number 1 in all music charts ahahahahahahahahahahah

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funny! | Reviewer: annie | 2/26/2007

lmao this is like the funniest song and the part where he talks about the rice krispies thats friken hillarious!

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