Captain Lubritron Lyrics - Ugly Americans
I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day
We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way
He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died
But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride
He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought
Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought
And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder
Go figure
Calling captain lubritron
Calling snizz
I was talking to an old man
Hoping that I’d understand
The only thing I learned that day
Was that he didn't give damn
I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break
I'll pass on all the bullshit I’ve had all I can take
I'm trying to do the right thing I’m hanging by a kite string
Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings
Calling captain lubritron
Calling snizz
We took a ride around the sun and then we cruised the milky way
He looked like Elvis Presley must have looked before he died
But he was quite a pleasant fellow so I thanked him for the ride
He told me of a time when battles they would not be fought
Instead of waging wars governments would just be bought
And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder
Go figure
Calling captain lubritron
Calling snizz
I was talking to an old man
Hoping that I’d understand
The only thing I learned that day
Was that he didn't give damn
I'm holding on for heaven's sake looking for some kinda break
I'll pass on all the bullshit I’ve had all I can take
I'm trying to do the right thing I’m hanging by a kite string
Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings
Calling captain lubritron
Calling snizz
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