| | 99 Problems Lyrics Artist(Band):Jay-Z
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one [Verse One] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward I got beef with radio if i don't play they show They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO Rap mags try and use my black ass So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers I don't know what you take me as, Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 problems but the bitch aint one If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Two] The year's '94 and my trunk is raw In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case So I...pull over to the side of the road I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" "Or somebody important or somethin'?" Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit Enough that you won't illegally search my shit "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one Hit me [Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain And there I go trapped in the kit kat again Back through the system with the riff raff again Fiends on the floor scratchin again paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African All because this fool was harrasin' them Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. Hit me [Chorus X3] You're crazy for this one Rick It's your boy If you find some error in 99 Problems Lyrics, would you please submit your corrections to me? Thank You. Review about 99 Problems great lyrics- controversial- and getting people talking ! good! | Reviewer: Anonymous | 11/3/09 "don't push me cos im close to the edge......" this reminds me of that song. and i really like both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it gives me a little insight into someone else's eyes, that i will never experience. i like to read these comments, sure i really dont agree with any of the racist comments (against any race). i find some stuff upsetting, twisted AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS GREAT SONG! how can you talk about anyone in that way??? A narrow minded person who is not open to understanding different cultures (the different cultural use of WORDS, that are not offending within one culture but MIGHT be to other cultures... so ask a sensible question of other cultures.. stop jumping to silly conclusions!)! DON'T SEGREGATE, INTEGRATE. My belief is that Racists will never be happy with themselves, the people around them are NOT THE PROBLEM. THE RACIST beliefs are THE PROBLEM! NOT THE PEOPLE THEY BLAME! IF YOU ARE AND YOU KNOW IT, TRY TO HELP YOURSELF BY THINKING A LITTLE BIT HARDER ABOUT PEOPLE... AS PEOPLE. IF you feel the need to discriminate over something as arbitrary as skin colour then you really need your head checked! get some help! I AM STANDING MY GROUND. personal attacks are a waste of time cos i really dont know you and u cannot tell me how to think and feel. i will read it tho! agree or disagree thats cool with me :) im 21 a english young adult- i dont really know what you gain from that but it seems to be a trend... you ahve no idea where i am coming from "If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward" we all got a right to speech, so lets hear it! keep up the debate some of it might make someone think twice! Hate speech against whites is racism too | Reviewer: Phil | 10/24/09 Amanda, you're appalled to read racist remarks? I hope you're equally appalled to read the racist remarks against whites as you are against black. That's right, there's no such thing as "reverse racism" if there are reacist remarks against whites, that is just as much racism as anything else perpetrated. Let's keep that in mind everyone. FUCK YOU WHITE POWER! | Reviewer: Redneck Faggot! | 10/19/09 Yo white power, how the fuck can you say that African Americans are not human? And that they have a need to be better than everyone? No one is better then the next, but right now i am beginning to feel that you are the lowest piece of shit redneck american scum on earth right now. All you fucking seedy inbread cunts think yous are fucking better than everyone else? and why? Yous aint shit! So go fuck your dirty sister and neck yourself cunt! Oh and btw, I'm Australian! give it up | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/12/09 alright theres no need 4 a white person of the 21st century to feel like they need to apologize for wut their "ancestors" did long long ago, i never hung any1 or enslaved u so i am not gonna apologize 2 for anything, and u need to get over the fact that it happened caws today is wut u need to worry bout caws u cant change the past, only work on the future, so the word slavery should b 4gotten and never even used again caws its not like its still happening or commin back any time soon GET OVER IT! u's have ur own scholarships just 4 being black, i never heard of such a thing, us can call a white kid in a black school cracker or white boy as if its ok caws "the white man did it to u" U WERENT EVEN A SLAVE SO GET OOOOVER IT, if u want, be a slave 4 a couple years, then u can bitch all u want, till then suck it up that ur life sucks, not my fault or any other races fault its ur own individual fault wow | Reviewer: Anonymous | 10/7/09 Sadly there will always be racists, by arguing with them you are stooping to that level. I dont think there should even be arguments we are all just humans. Blessed with the most intelligence and we act like idiots.. my fathers a racist an alcoholic and suffers from severe depression, holding hate within you will only bring you down. why cant we all just get along? Black Power | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/26/09 hey white power, have you ever listened to yourself? I read your review and am assuming that you are atheist[call me crazy] God created everyone equal, just to let you know. African American's are not "spoon-lipped" and they are not related to apes, unless you believe in that type of theory in which case I apologize, you are not atheist, you are a scientologist. Wouldn't you be related as well? You could not possibly be christian because your views are so strewed and no where close to heavenly in nature, I feel sorry for you. God Bless you, I hope you see the error of your ways before it is too late, until then, YOU ARE A REDNECK - an ignorant white person that is the scum of the earth,and ranks with pedifiles, rapists, and murderers. I'm a white guy, and I'm backing all African Americans: You have your rights, and I want to apologize for all of my incestrial ancestors that opressed you for so long, hold your heads up high, and keep your eyes focused on the heavens, you deserve it more than that " White Power" imbecile. And look Bill, Ted, Jack, Joe - Bob, Buck Bo or whatever your name is, your " nation " wouldn't say a word in Compton would you, ya'll are just blowing smoke, do our nation, USA, a favor and give up, show everyone love like you are supposed to, or stroll into Compton, I'd love to see that. God Bless America - minus the people that don't love evry race. RE: Stand your ground | Reviewer: White Power | Reviewer: Morgan. | 9/16/09 Wow. I can believer what I just read. Do you know how stupid you sound. Going on & on about how you hate 'niggers'...? I know that some things black people say or do is not right... but that's the same for Hispanics, Asians, Whites. Etc. Not ALL black people are lazy,rude,and some of them do speak proper english. Some white people are rude,lazy, and don't speak proper language. No one is perfect. I'm just wondering who the hell are you to say that all black people stink, are strange, and aren't even human? It's obvious, that you think black people are ignorant.... but what are you? Go back and read what you just wrote... You see how dumb you sound? "Bottom line katlin people will always look down on you the first time you talk bad about how the niggers act. " When you talk bad about someone, of course we look down on you. Espc. when you use the term 'niggers.' GET OVER IT KAITLIN | Reviewer: Jairo | 9/15/09 i agree with kaitlin about balcks segregated themselves but not jayz he just sells ask him wut he thinks about hes just makin money he doesnt do it to promote violence and laziness yes he has talent u shouldnt bitch about the fact that hes makin money cuz he can rhyme cat with hat hes up there ur down here with us and wut he raps is up to us to understand it and yes today more than ever ppl r racist hispanic have their groups blacks have their groups and thats in politics, yeah blacks, hispanic, everyone they r pathetic but u just cant take off with jayz hes pretty much accomplished wut everyone envies so suk it PS i am 100% hispanic colombian to b exact Okay. | Reviewer: Anonymous | 9/13/09 Black people have their own colleges and groups because they WERE repressed. Just like women have the same privliges because they WERE repressed. Everyone is so quick to try and make the other one look like an idiot, you all look like idiots. There will always be low-life black people just like their will always be low-life white people. Kaitlin is an embarassment to white people, but look at how everyone immidietly stoops to her level. And the comment about how President Obama was only elected because he is half-white? Was that comment really serious? This past election had the biggest African-American turn out and you think that he is president only because the white people let him? It's 2009, we have a black president, we all go to school together, use the same restrooms and water fountains, have the same rights and restrictions, same opertunities. GET OVER IT. I came here to look at a Jay-Z lyric and I got a pathetic racist arguement with a bunch of morons who don't know their head from their ass. Disgusted | Reviewer: Amanda | 9/13/09 Christ, I came on here to look up lyrics to a song I like, and I have to read appalling racist comments from ignorant rednecks. I truly feel blessed to live in the melting pot that is NYC, because I can gladly say I have never met ignorant people like these ones in my entire life. Review By Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Review the song 99 Problems The area is only for review, if you want to submit the lyrics or the corrections of the lyrics, please click the link at the end of the lyrics.  Download "Jay-Z" Music | |
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